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retweets = full and unconditional endorsement

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@hissingchoir lol Im sorry, forgot this account isnt private

The idea of the nurses having formal verbal analgesia training programs specifically for vasectomies, where they distract the dude by having him put on his favorite album and then pretending to be really into it struck me as funny

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like thinking the stripper loves you

[AG @hissingchoir]

when i got my vasectomy they let me pick out music. I wanted something chill but palatable so the guy sticking a needle in my balls wasnt distracted so i chose Kind Of Blue. Turns out he’d never heard it and asked me questions about jazz the entire time lol

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@SuburbanWarlord @bulgarbrutalit2 if we were fighting over who gets to stay, then yes, I definitively won

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@badjin_rank @dhe3g what percent of NYC Jews imigrated there from the state of Israel

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@g_lockwood23 @saintldpdl well thats what the series is about

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every depiction of Sisyphus shows him stoically rolling his boulder up the hill, but none dare to show him at the apex, having just lost control, hands clapped to his cheeks, mouth agape, face screaming "Oh no! My boulder!"

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@Press_X_Fool @LillieLovesRush wrong

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@BoycottDeezNutz @rapesocdems not on October 7th, when the mass rapes were said to have happened

[Adam Piron @adam_piron]

still think about this bit everyday. line reading of the decade.

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as a child, I thought that Sonny and Cher were both Japanese (albeit for different reasons)

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God has finally rewarded me with his most perfect reply guy

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@evanbuhler pathetic

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Listening to the Beatles discography on headphones at work today - thoughts on the records I listened to so far:

Please Please Me: this whole album sounds AI generated
With the Beatles: also sounds AI generated
A Hard Day's Night: AI
Beatles for Sale: unmistakably AI

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why do we let musicians get away with self titled albums? any musician who does this should be shunned. Career over.

Imagine if we let Quentin Tarantino release a self titled movie, or Dan Brown release a self titled book. Its got to stop.

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@Danblue193 @muhammadshehad2 you've got the proper nouns mixed up there buddy

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@TheBrownFuture @BenLorber8 which specific Israeli woman?

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@IMAO_ he's supposed to be hiding but now hes walking around the desert dressed like this

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@J0nWienke @souljagoyteller

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@J0nWienke @souljagoyteller are you too stupid to read a single sentence definition?

what isnt clicking for you?