Kenyan: You don’t look Kenyan.
Foreigner: No, I’m Kenyan.
Kenyan: Okay. Sing the national anthem.
Foreigner: I can’t. The truth is, I was paid to come and vote…
Kenyans:
Na Sifuna ajue at some point he will have to shed some tears. Halafu mama akue hapo kando anatap yeye mgongo.
Kibarua ya Kutoa wantam si rahisi. We have to play all cards.