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[qwert¥ @k_isl0w]

“They called me crazy, but they never called me a liar.”

- Kanye West

[Lateef 🙃 @LateefSaka]

This is what I want see more grandparents doing instead of running for presidency.

[Milli @justtmilli]

her: i need a man who doesn’t play games

me:

[Coleman @ColemanPlayz]

This isn’t unemployment btw. This is being born rich

[Rob Hallam @robj3d3]

When you schedule your tweet for the wrong day:

[Big El 🏝️ @BlackKyle5]

“This topic won’t come in the exam”
The topic: https://t.co/QjyZwFmxsD

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

“Your annual leave request has been rejected”

[ChelsTransfer @ChelsTransfer]

Nothing will beat this caption.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

“Don’t worry, my dog doesn't bite”

The dog:

[Boadi CocoaTea @Cocoatea57]

I've sprayed my room

Mosquitoes:

[Facundo Pérez 🇺🇾🇪🇸 @facu_marfetan]

Ustedes son muy jovenes pero entre 2014-2020, cuando ambos estaban en plenitud. Cristiano ganó 4 UCL siendo una bestia en las 4, Messi se iba mirando el piso. Cristiano ganó 2 titulos con PORTUGAL y Messi perdia finales, pero alli no decian "debate terminado".

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Iran_deal_version23_final-final.pdf

[Dylan 🇫🇷 🇲🇺 @dylanvrsm]

Avoir un fils et le former au poste de latéral, c'est peut-être la voie la plus rapide et safe pour devenir millionnaire en France

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Again, why is everyone allowed to celebrate except Cristiano Ronaldo?

[Andy Olivera @soyandyolivera]

Graves disturbios en Suiza tras quedar eliminados

[Rk @RkFutbol]

Guys remember when Inter Miami was "invited" to the FIFA Club Worldcup for absolutely no reason??? 😭😭😭

[NIK @ns123abc]

🚨BREAKING: CHINA ACCUSES ANTHROPIC OF SPYING ON USERS

China’s government cybersecurity agency says Claude code has a backdoor sending “user location and identity to remote servers without consent due to a built-in monitoring mechanism.”

>told the entire country to uninstall claude

[David Ornside @David_Ornside]

🚨🗣 Egypt's Coach Hossam Hassan couldn't control himself after full-time:

"I will say what's on my mind regardless of the consequence, this was clearly a rigged match and the whole world saw it"

"And I want to say one more thing, if they want them [Argentina] to win so bad, why call everyone to come and participate?"

[Gaetan Tout Simple. @GTSytb]

C’est DEVANT les yeux de l’arbitre, tu peux pas faire plus FLAGRANT que ça.

Tu fais ça à Messi c’est penalty sifflé directement, carton rouge et 2 matchs de suspension.

[Dilly @JDill1996]

This is the best thing that’s happened the whole tournament. There isn’t a close second hahaha

[Kendall Rowan @kendallrowanx]

Watched this about 200 times today