Kelsey King

[Kelsey King @k_king27]

Tonight I ordered a pizza with an olive oil base and they brought out a pizza with no sauce and extra olives. I literally cannot.

[Kelsey King @k_king27]

I would like it to be known that I did not buy a new plant at Costco or Trader Joe’s this week.

[Kelsey King @k_king27]

@JenCrawford2 YAS queen 👑

[Kelsey King @k_king27]

@MasonShow So sorry @MasonShow. Better things are coming your way!

[Kelsey King @k_king27]

1 year ago me: “I’m never leaving the city!”

Me now: “I love coming home to a yard and dog.”

Crazy how life changes so quickly.

[Kelsey King @k_king27]

Can we just be done with the snow?

[Kelsey King @k_king27]

Boyfriend: “I like it better with you being unemployed.”
Me: “So you’re saying I can become a full time stay at home dog mom?”
Him: 👀👀👀
Me: 👀👀👀
Him: 👀👀👀
Me: “I’m taking that as yes”

[Kelsey King @k_king27]

@traceAhamilton I support this decision! I was thinking about the same the thing the other day.

[Kelsey King @k_king27]

This is more my speed #Sports

[Kristin Davis @KGitch13]

I'm honestly enjoying watching the #WildCardWeekend game on @Nickelodeon

[Kelsey King @k_king27]

@traceAhamilton This is V accurate.

[Kelsey King @k_king27]

Hey @danjlevy & @Realeugenelevy, what do I have to do for #CatherineOHara to officiate my wedding as #MoiraRose?

[Kelsey King @k_king27]

It’s crazy how in snow storm a 4 lane expressway magically becomes an 8 lane expressway...

[Kelsey King @k_king27]

For the record, when @MarenMorris says “when the bones are good, the rest don’t matter” she is not referring to gingerbread houses. That shit needs glue. A LOT OF GLUE.

[Kelsey King @k_king27]

At the point in my life where friends stop over just to return Tupperware.

CC: @DearFloyd

[Kelsey King @k_king27]

@BrookeRadio YASSSS

[Kelsey King @k_king27]

It had been 1 month and 7 days since my last shower cry. Then @taylorswift13 decided to release #evermore. We’re now back to 0 days since last shower cry.

[Kelsey King @k_king27]

Can we please get an entire album from @taylorswift13 & @boniver?

[Kelsey King @k_king27]

@KGitch13

[Kelsey King @k_king27]

🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

[Betsy @betspearson]

I need to know immediately who else goes to the store and wanders down the Cabernet aisle just to say (to no one at all) “cabs are here” in the jersey shore accent?

Don’t lie. I know it’s not just me.