Kenneth Lamb

Discovered the hidden code within the name Arne Saknussemm . . . and no one believed me. Common sense advocate so depressed permanently.

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@WhiteGirl_FL The noisy lady would look a lot better if she did not pair black socks with trainers. A subtle light grey or teal shade would be more suitable, complement her deportment and enhance her aesthetic nuance.

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Liverpool

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@koshercockney Where can I buy this song ?

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@TRobinsonNewEra If this isn't AI we are f . . .

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@wakenminds Professor Arday built it.

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@TRobinsonNewEra Imagine the carnage tonight when they riot for food.

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@realrikkidoolan OrWELL, PoWELL, CromWELL.

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@martinparrsulva Things have changed for the better in New Brighton. It is hard to say how much Martin's photos were a catalyst in its regeneration but they didn't do any harm. First photo from about the same time and second from a few years ago.

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@Perky_43 Whoever did this may escape punishment but life will punish this person. Shit job, shit house, shit fat missus (she was slim until she met Abdul, the uber driver), snotty fat kids, dog crap everywhere. This will be fixed quicker than you know it. His life won't.

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@MOJOmagazine @PaulMcCartney @RollingStones @thebeatles Go on Google street view now and you can see a sixties urchin nicking the street sign. Paul McCartney being FAB.

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@TranmereRovers Still time to catch up with Sheffield Wednesday.

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@TranmereRovers This is me and our John getting off the ferry in 1937 having just done the double against New Brighton. On our way to the Bedford for a few more. Awaydays . . . . ain't they the best

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@TranmereRovers

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@TranmereRovers

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@JeremyVineOn5 @y_alibhai @Mattallwright I hope the Caravan and Motorhome Club cancel your ambassadorship after your disgraceful treatment of that justifiably concerned lady. Have a taste of your own leftie cancel culture.

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@TranmereRovers Rihanna was really interested in buying Tranmere after her financial advisors told her the team were " Bad" . . . then she found out the British, non-hip-hop meaning of the word.

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@bradfordgreens As a bloke I would be inclined to vote for Farage but I have noticed a lot of women have gone for Polanski.

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RIP Martin Parr from the people of the now lovely New Brighton. Wish you were here.

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@littleriverband I've been on the Ticket master " get informed when the Little River Band play in the UK " handy reminder app for the last 45 years.

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The building of a mosque on the outskirts of the Lake District seems odd considering the number of muslims in the area. Look to Rome 2,000 years ago. This is a strategically placed fort. Manchester has paid too much for our hospitality.