thenotoriouskalipso

[thenotoriouskalipso @k_lipsss]

fuck it all. lets just get drunk.

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

This Juul ban is a huge step in the right direction. It’s great to see that children will no longer be able to damage their health with those vape pens, and can go back to smoking good, old-fashion cigarettes like the good Lord intended

[Ambae is running for BOTUS @TheAmbae]

Fire every single person that planned this year's NYE Times Square event.

[🇬🇧 @BProudPatriot]

Rihanna is pregnant with her first child with A$AP Rocky.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

Remember the time that President Trump mandated millions of Americans to inject their bodies or be forced into unemployment?

Never mind.

That was Joe Biden & this is the biggest authoritarian, dictatorial power-grab our nation has seen.
#VaccineMandate

[Queen Vee 🪬✨ @VeeeS_Secret]

My problem is when I drink, I want all the smoke sexually. 😈😈😈

[Mel @KastmanMelonie]

@POTUS On the move leaving a bloodbath in Afghanistan
On the move selling arms to Israel
On the move to higher taxes.
On the move to huge US debt
On the move with inflation
On the move with Covid raging, 800 deaths a day

I wish you were on the move out.

[swag @swaggy_kai]

Car accident PTSD is real

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla has 💎 🙌

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Working with Doge devs to improve system transaction efficiency. Potentially promising.

[CNBC @CNBC]

Coinbase says it will add dogecoin transactions in the next six to eight weeks https://t.co/RcnfygXb8D

[CEO @Investments_CEO]

If you're HODLING 500 or more of #Dogecoin retweet this post! 💫🚀

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Irony Man – defeats villains using the power of irony

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Woke James Bond
SNL May 8

[thenotoriouskalipso @k_lipsss]

@elonmusk okay daddy elon, anything you say 😘

[CEO @Investments_CEO]

Are you still holding your #Dogecoin?

YES YES YES
👇 👇 👇

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Dogefather
SNL May 8

[thenotoriouskalipso @k_lipsss]

Sometimes youre the reason someone masterbates

[thenotoriouskalipso @k_lipsss]

@elonmusk DOGE 🚀🚀