Joaquim🇵🇹

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

THE AUDACITY????

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

It followed me home 🦝🤣

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

random number accidentally texted me and I just had to 😭😭

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

This is how you communicate btw

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇫🇷 Rayan Cherki: “It’s a big disappointment. It’s not about the ref. We didn’t play the football we’re used to play; while Spain did”.

[SCOREpion 🦂⚽🔥 @Hakeem_Onitolo]

I think about this goal sometimes. 🤯🔥

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"no dessert thank you, we'll have the bill" me who wanted the chocolate fudge cake:

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

How I feel after deep cleaning my room and taking a shower

[々 @ayospawned]

Fuck I thought us texting everyday meant u were interested, my fault.

[sedi🧘🏾 @bluegerberas]

Tried to quit my job with the excuse that I was moving and they told me they could offer me a transfer w a better position

[mika @mikasagrada]

indo pro trabalho porque fui tímida demais pra dançar na internet em 2019:

[tammy† @tammyfrmdao]

na bad character wey i learn from woman hand dey save me from woman hand.

[TR @Deji_mide]

I’m crying man 😂😂😂

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Me Washing my hand after touching anything while cooking

[kieran🧃✝️ @eko_kieran]

Nobody:

Wicked people in church on Sunday:

[average jo @thatgirljo_]

My daughter went to a sleepover last night and sent me this text at 3am, so obviously I picked her up. She was in bed asleep by 4am and it’s now almost 1p and homegirl is still sound asleep 💀

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

My hairstylist is going through it 😭😂

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

I’m bored, time to rebuild my roster 💀