Kristen Johnson

Straight up not having a good time, bro

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Where are the guys who like girls with dark circles under their eyes??

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I get through every day at work by reminding myself I don’t wear waterproof mascara. So I can’t cry. I just gotta suck it up.

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2024 and still crushing on Captain Von Trapp.

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@ArrantReid

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@BostonAggie Hot vs not

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It’s official, all sports medicine doctors are hot.

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Actually asked for help today. And was met with an enthusiastic “yes!”. Unreal how good that felt.

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This guy GETS IT. 😂

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@FrankieBitz 4) all of the above

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The Mary Poppins chimney sweep dance is the origins of parkour. I’m not wrong.

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Massive red flag: leaving your concessions trash in your seat after the movie. 🥴🚩🚩🚩

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30, flirty, and making bad choices in my hometown.

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@llamason56 👾

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@llamason56 @MTNDEWGaming Looks like you only have 4 fingers

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New level of embarrassing: crying in your car and being cheered up by the homeless guy at the intersection.

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@kelvbred Skies out, thighs out

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@okechi_1 The nature documentary show lol. Netflix!

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Our Planet got a 2nd season!!! ✨🌎🌍🌏✨

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Ronald Gladden is absolutely my new bar for men. If you aren’t half as genuine/kind/wonderful as him, I won’t settle. He is my hope for humanity 🥹 #JuryDuty