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A magic mushroom in the cow dung of the 21st century
uNsAiNtEd 💀
A&A Arsenal and Abel

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

When I’m in the middle of performing brain surgery and ChatGPT tells me I’m out of image uploads

[Capretta🐐 @Elkanah_107]

There are two other guys in the kitchen cooking indomie,they will eat half before they call the rest

[🌐 @TweetByMoe]

stepped outside wearing a south africa jersey and got laughed at

[🌐 @TweetByMoe]

overheard a group of teenagers behind me in line say “us if we don’t lock in”

[diana ᥫ᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 🇩🇿🇫🇷🇮🇶 @arispetal_]

making fun of countries having shit performances this world cup whilst my country didn’t even qualify

[femi. @femooafc]

A black Mexican just scored the first goal of the World Cup.

All timer. I’m telling you.

[Arap Chemangira @Kipletingmaina]

She was my FIFA world Cup but I was a somali referee

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

South Africa when they get knocked out of World Cup but it means they can go back home early to protect their jobs

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

leaving things unsaid because saying them won't change a thing.

[asia ☾ @asiaainterlude]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, the dustiest niggas been fuckin wit us!

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Being financially stable requires the selfishness to protect your money from the emergencies of other people

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

Así se siente la vida cuando nadie sabe dónde estás ni qué estás haciendo

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

How it feels to say "chat" when you're not a streamer.

[Chavez Eduardo Guarez 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽 @Ol0ye]

Stadiums will be built and completed in 24 hours.

During half time, they'll change the direction the stadium is facing so that the sun doesn't enter the Chinese team's eyes.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

FIFA is struggling to sell 2026 World Cup tickets.

According to the FT, about 180,000 tickets are on FIFA’s official resale platform just before the tournament.

This shows weaker demand than expected, with a risk of empty seats in some matches.

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

This is nothing. I took my kids to the cinema and bought them all a large popcorn each.

[s44nti @s44nti]

cuando hago clic en "confirmar pago" y me quitan el dinero

[arteta's hair gel @k_murll]

@muhuniAvn 💀💀💀

[solé @layxsnv]

“do you mind if we cancel?”
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