Kate Nerone

seeking anxiously attached puppy mill rescue (she/her)

[Kate Nerone @k_nerone]

Dear boy I have a crush on, when I post an Instagram story it’s NOT for YOU. It’s also for my two exes I hate, my two exes I LOVE, my mom, my rabbi, my old work’s official insta account, my OTHER crush that ignores me more than you, and my boyfriend and my sisters ex boyfrie-

[Kate Nerone @k_nerone]

These male Gen Z voting stats are incredible for the Millennial Men Who Like Dating Younger Women community

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

This is exactly what it’s like having ocd

[Kate Nerone @k_nerone]

this app is a commercial for NYT connections

[Reductress @Reductress]

Genius! Woman Invents Gloryhole for Holding Hands: https://t.co/fkhRZpDyKD

[Kate Nerone @k_nerone]

guys who skate have never been attractive to me (i’m a gold digger). same goes for stoners…like stop dicking around, you have a perfect woman to financially support !

[Kate Nerone @k_nerone]

@jojubz i really believe it’s hannah from girls

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

Women will blacken their teeth and shave their heads

[Kate Nerone @k_nerone]

@MDDYPEREZ

[mehr ♱☆ @dvilwearprada]

this is how delusional i need to be

[coyote @usuallycringe]

@k_nerone and I talk a lot about Mr. Darcy thirst traps but we also do come to some meaningful insights about how desire drives the novel's plot https://t.co/QGzh97hG0T

[Kate Nerone @k_nerone]

does admiring from afar count as parallel play?

[Kate Nerone @k_nerone]

@jojubz hives!! please that’s so rude

[Kate Nerone @k_nerone]

@lilgarlicclove apple maps is better on my honor

[Kate Nerone @k_nerone]

brita filters produce the dirty martinis of filtered water

[Kate Nerone @k_nerone]

the american left tweeting is praxis, the irish people getting hammered is practice

[Kate Nerone @k_nerone]

fyi if you’re a boy and i ask you to send me a playlist i’m being a slut! i’ve never liked a man’s taste in music and i wanna listen to your most recent songs through your ears to see if they’re about me !!!!

[Kate Nerone @k_nerone]

if you want to know what i think makes men unlovable:

https://t.co/wXRr5Oh4kN

spoiler alert : it’s not that all women are actually gay

[Kate Nerone @k_nerone]

the animal behaviorist studying me: ahh she’s hiding the nuts inside of her own yogurt, this activity is really stimulating for them, this will occupy her for a while

[Kate Nerone @k_nerone]

LA in the summer is like living inside of a vape