Krissy

Rhode Island: 3% bigger at low tide. ❄

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I have really been judging my dog for expecting to be fed every time I come home until I realized I expect the same from my mom... #woof 🐶

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Last week a prostitute tried to pick up Peter by complimenting his crocs. Peter responded "no thanks, but maybe next time!".........WUT.

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Why do I have more motivation to get up and rally for picnics than I do for graduation?

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It's 1 pm and I'm drinking like its 1 am. #SeniorWeek

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"This vodka is so shitty"
"...That's because it's rum"
#SeniorWeek

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If I send drunk emails instead of drunk texts does that make me an adult?

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You know you're a washed up senior when you can't even finish your Davison meal without getting heart burn. ❤️🍴🔥

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How does someone get the motivation to run a marathon on a Monday when I could barely get out of bed this morning?

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WOW what a reality check it is to realize I'm the same age as the boy who won the Master's. Today he won $9 million and I drank 9 beers.. ⛳️

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I think I took the whole "drinking like we're freshman to forget we are seniors" thing a little too seriously last night.

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Pregaming this pub crawl was either the best idea (for my bank account) or worst idea (for my decision making) I've ever made.

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What are the odds I can black out without mom noticing tonight? #highschoolprobs2.0

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Be good to yourself, be good to others and life will be good. ❤️🌞✌️

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My advice when applying for your dream job: drink vodka. (You're going to cry and feel inadequate anyways so you might as well be drunk)

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I've had an Instagram for 12 hours and I'm really not sure if it's worth the brutal realization of how mundane my life is.

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I swear 3 group projects in our last semester is just the nursing dept's way of saying "fuck you we still own you" one last time.

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J5 is now the proud owner of a Pete Zaidel original photo😊. Thanks @P_DUHH for the surprise mail today.

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No matter how you look at it, life is strange. 🌀

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Mom just texted me "The nurse won on the Bachelor so there is hope for you!"...I think she's missing the point of my BSN, but we will roll.

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I've got those "Monday After Spring Break and Everyone Keeps Talking About How Close Graduation Is" blues.