KBP

Lawyer, private practice defector, world traveller, foodie, bibliophile, Certified Wine Specialist🍷& craft beer lover 🍺 🇵🇱 🇨🇦

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

Men tend to choose higher paying careers like doctor, engineer, lawyer, or CEO.

While women tend to choose lower paying careers like female doctor, female engineer, female lawyer, or female CEO.

[Aubrey Strobel @aubreystrobel]

no matter what you do in life, you’ll probably never look this cool doing it

[KBP @k_polus]

@BrentColman Give them ALL the awards!

[KBP @k_polus]

The Bear, s3 ep1: I am speechless...

[KBP @k_polus]

New romance goal: unlocked

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Find yourself a spouse who will file a criminal appeal for you after you’re sent to jail with your client after calling out an ex-parte meeting between the court and the state.

[KBP @k_polus]

💯💯💯

[Charlie Connelly @charlieconnelly]

How I will be lured to my death.

[KBP @k_polus]

@JasonThorne_RPP 💯 Montreal

[KBP @k_polus]

@writeclimbrun This is a good one. Cheers, sir 🥃

[KBP @k_polus]

😠😠😠

[KBP @k_polus]

The number of lawyers who discuss active files on public transit never fails to shock me. Glad you're discussing discovery strategy on this otherwise silent train, sir, but I don't think that's the best idea.

[KBP @k_polus]

Heartbreaking

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

Today's Poetry Thread: ANIMALS

This poem is absolutely ruthless. Feel free to add poems.

[KBP @k_polus]

@Joseph_Fasano_ This is so beautiful

[KBP @k_polus]

Applies with cats as well

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

ME: hey can you make some of those happy brain chemicals like we used to have back in the day?

BRAIN: absolutely not

MY DOG: well what if I sit here with my sweet little face and cross my paws in front of me like a proper gentleman?

BRAIN: then omg yes

[KBP @k_polus]

@DietCoke_Esq The accuracy of this...😂

[KSV @KSVesq]

Instead of the logic games section of the LSAT, they should just have a section where you have to set a meeting for people in more than 3 different time zones.

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

“If you don’t have children, you’re going to be lonely later in life”

If you don’t know how to make friends, just say that

[KBP @k_polus]

Amen

[Michelle Strowhiro @strowhiro]

Shoutout to all the female attorneys who have ever been mistaken for secretaries or court reporters