Katie Reisinger

you miss 100% of the naps you don't take

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

It’s not a blue or red thing it’s a human thing.

[Katie Reisinger @k_risee]

Pros of having Covid this week:
- Jordan’s feet smell less bad
- I watching season 2 of Bridgerton in one day
Cons:
- everything else

[Arif Hasan, but NFL 🏈 @ArifHasanNFL]

going to need an update

[Katie Reisinger @k_risee]

I got wordle in 2 on 2/22/22 and nothing has ever been more satisfying.

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[Dylan @Quespadilla]

50 cent waiting for his part in the halftime show #SuperBowl

[Katie Reisinger @k_risee]

@bookbeaut So when am I taking you skiing?

[Katie Reisinger @k_risee]

I really don’t understand people who inch/roll forward into the intersection at a red light like they’re going to get a Mario Kart rocket start or something.

[Katie Reisinger @k_risee]

@bookbeaut My grandpa also died of lung cancer. I’ve never even had a slight urge to try one because of it.

[Katie Reisinger @k_risee]

If anything can tell you how addicting nicotine is it’s people driving with their windows down on the highway in the middle of a blizzard in MN so they can smoke. Don’t do it kids.

[Katie Reisinger @k_risee]

@bookbeaut

[Katie Reisinger @k_risee]

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[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Welcome to the White House, Commander.

[Katie Reisinger @k_risee]

Writing a petition to ban all commercials with doorbells. Sincerely, annoyed dog parent.

[Katie Reisinger @k_risee]

My grandma invited me to get a mammogram with her tomorrow. How is everyone else’s Sunday going?

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

"Not only are they badasses, but they are now GOLD MEDALISTS!"

Hear from coach Karch Kiraly and Haleigh Washington after winning GOLD! #TokyoOlympics x @USAVolleyball x @TeamUSA x #OlympicHERstory

[CDC @CDCgov]

Visit CDC’s COVID Data Tracker to find out if your area has substantial or high COVID-19 transmission: https://t.co/iSLwhCwlZ2.

[CDC @CDCgov]

#DeltaVariant surging in U.S. New data show Delta much more contagious than previous versions of #COVID19. Unvaccinated people: get vaccinated & mask until you do. Everyone in areas of substantial/high transmission should wear a mask, even if vaccinated.
https://t.co/tt49zOEC8#DeltaVariant surging in U.S. New data show Delta much more contagious than previous versions of #COVID19. Unvaccinated people: get vaccinated & mask until you do. Everyone in areas of substantial/high transmission should wear a mask, even if vaccinated.
https://t.co/tt49zOEC8#DeltaVariant surging in U.S. New data show Delta much more contagious than previous versions of #COVID19. Unvaccinated people: get vaccinated & mask until you do. Everyone in areas of substantial/high transmission should wear a mask, even if vaccinated.
https://t.co/tt49zOEC8#DeltaVariant surging in U.S. New data show Delta much more contagious than previous versions of #COVID19. Unvaccinated people: get vaccinated & mask until you do. Everyone in areas of substantial/high transmission should wear a mask, even if vaccinated.
https://t.co/tt49zOEC8#DeltaVariant surging in U.S. New data show Delta much more contagious than previous versions of #COVID19. Unvaccinated people: get vaccinated & mask until you do. Everyone in areas of substantial/high transmission should wear a mask, even if vaccinated.
https://t.co/tt49zOEC8N

[Ramy @GenZdemagogue]

Don't cross the picket line.

Here's a list of shit you shouldn't buy to stand in solidarity with the striking workers

[Katie Reisinger @k_risee]

This is absolutely sickening. How are they allowed to just slip this in as a “language change” on a budget bill?

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Ohio allows doctors to deny LGBTQ health care on moral grounds. https://t.co/7HpxoRXTL4

[Bureau of Reclamation @usbr]

Puddles is helping @WDFW prevent invasive aquatic species from sneaking into the Columbia River basin at the new Cle Elum watercraft check station funded by a Reclamation grant. The Northwest is the last mussel-free region in the U.S., and Puddles wants to keep it that way!

[Shecky @SheckyX]

Same, plant, same.