K Roar ™

[Little Red @hblethh__]

I think I did it again.

The final @Commanders HYPE video as we head into Sunday.

#HTTR

#RaiseHail

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Gonna be a movie in April

[Not Robert Griffin @Pseudo_RGIII]

Brain: Go to bed

Me:

[K Roar ™ @K_Roar20]

As per NFL sources, both coach Dan Quinn and Dan Campbell have mutually agreed to deactivate their Punters for the upcoming Divisional round playoff game set to take place tomorrow in Detroit.

[K Roar ™ @K_Roar20]

Do you know about rubber banding in Mario Kart where the computer never lets there be a blowout race? They give special items to the people in last place so they catch up.

That’s the Steelers, they’re allergic to 2 score games

[Zach Selby @ZachSelbyWC]

If the Commanders beat the Ravens next week, I will eat a raw onion like an apple

[K Roar ™ @K_Roar20]

Don’t ruin this for us Robert.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Jayden Daniels just played the game of his life. Set an NFL record for the highest completion percentage in a game EVER for a rookie. Had more total touchdowns than incompletions. And what does he do when asked about it? He gives All THE GLORY TO GOD. He gets it. He TRUSTS GOD.

[dunt @hehehehlolhehe]

If I’m high don’t put no dude named Kevin around me

[mia (๑╹◡╹) @wizardsnlyfools]

not enough hoopin in the bible

[K Roar ™ @K_Roar20]

PIGSKINS.

The Washington Pigskins.

It pleases all audiences. It’s so easy. For the love of god don’t make me buy another jersey but Washington Pigskins is the only viable name.

[JP Finlay @JPFinlayNBCS]

Whoa - @SportsBettingAG has posted odds on the next name for Washington. I know this conversation has existed but hadn’t seen actual odds. Gimme Red Hogs at 10/1 all day

[K Roar ™ @K_Roar20]

Can I say something…?

[K Roar ™ @K_Roar20]

We ain’t forget about Harambe.
Don’t try this PR move.

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Fiona standing like a meerkat!

[K Roar ™ @K_Roar20]

Girlfriend just said Tony Soprano looks like Bob Duncan from good luck Charlie.

Marry or break up?

[K Roar ™ @K_Roar20]

Don’t talk to me I’m busy pronouncing Jimmy Buffet like “buff-ay” to piss off old white people

[K Roar ™ @K_Roar20]

Taylor. Heinicke.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Who should appear on the next season of Quarterback?

[K Roar ™ @K_Roar20]

Never could’ve gone pro in any sport… but Heads up 7 Up tho?
Any time. Any indoor recess.

[K Roar ™ @K_Roar20]

Fruit by the fruit: provolone cheese

Idk how to patent something but legal dibs over this idea.

[K Roar ™ @K_Roar20]

Saying “Happy Easter” 🥴

Saying “Hoppy Easter” because I’m already 65 years old 🧐

[K Roar ™ @K_Roar20]

Squandering

[K Roar ™ @K_Roar20]

Undulation