mia (๑╹◡╹)

sharing the garbage from my soupy little brain, music, and constantly promoting/spreading JOY (she/her)

[mia (๑╹◡╹) @wizardsnlyfools]

@hasresin are u the first person to ever say this bc u might actually be a genius….

[mia (๑╹◡╹) @wizardsnlyfools]

bc of the nose situation

[mia (๑╹◡╹) @wizardsnlyfools]

they should have called him pinnosecchio 🤔🤔🤔

[mia (๑╹◡╹) @wizardsnlyfools]

@RewsterBoost is that normal

[mia (๑╹◡╹) @wizardsnlyfools]

you should be allowed to follow people on mychart. i wanna know what your last blood panel looked like.

[mia (๑╹◡╹) @wizardsnlyfools]

@unprotectedflex heh….me neither……

[Brooke @brookeworm911]

paul’s sister in dune having fetal spice syndrome

[mia (๑╹◡╹) @wizardsnlyfools]

scariest answer i think i’ve ever seen in a game of quiplash

[mia (๑╹◡╹) @wizardsnlyfools]

something so romantic about sharing a minecraft boat…holding onto them…their back against your chest…your legs around their waist…nothing but you, them and the water…it takes a lot of trust to be in a situation like that and i think that’s what makes it so beautiful

[mia (๑╹◡╹) @wizardsnlyfools]

@Alvalro2 probably bip (bruce in progress). little b isn’t bad though…maybe a bruce-to-be is just nameless until then

[mia (๑╹◡╹) @wizardsnlyfools]

bruce isn’t a name for a baby. it’s a name you should only be allowed to have after 40. if someone has a newborn named bruce i expect to be introduced to him via him thrown like a football at me

[mia (๑╹◡╹) @wizardsnlyfools]

just found out there’s a fortnite, connecticut wtf

[mia (๑╹◡╹) @wizardsnlyfools]

we’re doing this to my dad today

[mia (๑╹◡╹) @wizardsnlyfools]

pro tip! combat a panic attack while showering by instead forcing yourself to learn all 50 states in reverse alphabetical order!

[mia (๑╹◡╹) @wizardsnlyfools]

what's a squid to a sponge?
what’s a sponge to a bob?
what’s a bob to a krabby patty?

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@honkytonksexman

[mia (๑╹◡╹) @wizardsnlyfools]

fifa world icup👀

[mia (๑╹◡╹) @wizardsnlyfools]

just found out about this game called sonic.exe. why would sega make this??!? it’s Too scary and creepy. sonic i hope youre okay . reach out to me if you see this❤️

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@honkytonksexman dawg