Kelly Ryan

turn me loose, set me free

[Kelly Ryan @k_ry_an]

i've been craving tweeting

[Kelly Ryan @k_ry_an]

the fact that I'm listening to bury me at makeout creek is probably a bad sign right

[Kelly Ryan @k_ry_an]

@petitegia move in with me and I will also get u job!!! lol

[Kelly Ryan @k_ry_an]

listening to big star and being emo

[Kelly Ryan @k_ry_an]

tsa says lobsters are allowed to fly

[Kelly Ryan @k_ry_an]

every lefty frizzell song sounds like when there's a singer playing to an empty saloon in a movie

[Kelly Ryan @k_ry_an]

literally at a restaurant in chicago and dirty water is playing .. ok

[Kelly Ryan @k_ry_an]

u know when ur internal narrative has been that everyone hates you but then people undeniably make it clear that they don't hate you ? absolutely shocking revelations

[Kelly Ryan @k_ry_an]

why pay to go to the gym when I can get paid to lift cases of wine for 8 hours ??

[Kelly Ryan @k_ry_an]

i complain abt my job, but honestly I can't imagine going to a second location to get groceries or having to work out in my free time lol

[Kelly Ryan @k_ry_an]

if anyone ever sees this shirt please contact me.... will pay

[Kelly Ryan @k_ry_an]

one of the best segments of country music tv I've seen, shreds the whole time https://t.co/IPmfojDWXh

[Kelly Ryan @k_ry_an]

I love a song with way too many words like Louisiana Man

[Kelly Ryan @k_ry_an]

a terrorist? this person just sat right next to me on the bus when there's multiple completely empty rows of seats

[Kelly Ryan @k_ry_an]

should I make my first reel and show off all my random merle artifacts lol

[Kelly Ryan @k_ry_an]

haha might write an essay for fun

[Kelly Ryan @k_ry_an]

sitting in the sun on my deck will save my life

[Kelly Ryan @k_ry_an]

I'm always the hottest person at the grocery store because I work there ok?

[Kelly Ryan @k_ry_an]

I am unwell lmao

[Kelly Ryan @k_ry_an]

it's a hard life when your hyper-fixation is one singular dead country singer :/