KSchenk

I like dark chocolate, love movies, and I have concerts in my car.

[KSchenk @k_schenk]

My mind when there’s guests: When will these people leave so I can go poop in peace? #peopleprobs

[KSchenk @k_schenk]

I’m a little offended that my third ever yoga class made me slightly sore #iamweak #yogaclass #skills

[butterfly SZN 💄 @prettylittty]

Jason Momoa’s matching scrunchie is such a mood #oscars

[KSchenk @k_schenk]

I have been reunited with a long lost chapstick #blessed #pocketchapstick

[KSchenk @k_schenk]

Hannibal drinking human soup in front of people is the equivalent of me sipping tea in the presence of my houseplants #plantmom #tealife #hannibal

[KSchenk @k_schenk]

Cold fries #aretheworst #coldfriescoldme #itswinter #coldsnap

[KSchenk @k_schenk]

My mother does not seem to appreciate the range of my performance of The Bells of Notre Dame and Panic at the Disco #toomusical #patd #disneysongs

[KSchenk @k_schenk]

Don’t point and laugh; instead, giggle and gesture #whatamitalkingabout #lifeadvice #audience

[KSchenk @k_schenk]

I mixed three different teas in some sort of herbal concoction with honey + lemon and it’s not too bad #tealoversdelight #teadrank #teachef

[KSchenk @k_schenk]

Me @ the neighbor’s incessantly barking dog: STFU, MOLLY! #tryingtowatchtheshow #yesiknowtheneighborsdogsname #ivenevertalkedtotheneighbors #stfu

[Brianna Gonzalez @Brianna_gonzo]

10-year old cousin walks over with cup of sparkling cider.
“Did she ask for your id?”
10-year old cousin: “No, she asked for my number”
My entire family:

[KSchenk @k_schenk]

So I’m having a chocolate craving but the sweetest things in my house are figs and me #chocolatecraving #PeriodProblems #imsosweet

[KSchenk @k_schenk]

If I were a pokemon, my little noise would be “zchoop.” #ifiwere #pokemonsounds

[KSchenk @k_schenk]

Encore for dino chicken nuggest and murder mysteries with tea #adultingdoneright

[KSchenk @k_schenk]

It’s annoying when you can’t remember a conversation you had. Especially since you had the conversation with yourself in your head #imnotcrazy #internalmonologue #annoyances

[KSchenk @k_schenk]

I have a block of cheese sitting next to me in a cafe because it’s too hot out to leave in the car #cheeselife #toocool

[KSchenk @k_schenk]

I should strive to live a life worthy of my own tv show #shouldawoulda #imastar

[KSchenk @k_schenk]

Somewhere in my neighborhood someone has been playing the “Row your boat” jingle incessantly for the last hour #struggle #neighborprobs #butwhy

[KSchenk @k_schenk]

I have on a designer cami underneath a thrift store hoodie because that’s #mystyle #juxtaposition #secretfashion

[KSchenk @k_schenk]

Someone just microwaved something that smells nasty so I guess my time in the breakroom is over #byyyye #breakroometiquette