Marcus K. Smithsonian

Father of 3. Exotic Fruit Expert. Professional Carpet Cleaner. God Bless America

[Marcus K. Smithsonian @k_smithsonian]

⚾️💎 StatpadGame #11 ⚾️💎

Total Score: 184 HRs 🔥

'22 Alvarez — 37
'23 Acuna Jr — 41
'18 Muncy — 35
'10 Bautista — 54
'25 Smith — 17

@StatpadGame

[Marcus K. Smithsonian @k_smithsonian]

⚾️💎 StatpadGame #10 ⚾️💎

Total Score: 785 SO 🔥

'24 Helsley — 79
'25 Freeland — 124
'12 Cain — 193
'98 Smoltz — 173
'25 Luzardo — 216

@StatpadGame

[Marcus K. Smithsonian @k_smithsonian]

⚾️💎 StatpadGame #9 ⚾️💎

Total Score: 396 RBI 🔥

'21 Muncy — 94
'07 Rollins — 94
'25 Turang — 81
'25 Henderson — 68
'25 Naylor — 59

@StatpadGame

[Marcus K. Smithsonian @k_smithsonian]

⚾️💎 StatpadGame #8 ⚾️💎

Total Score: 887 HITS 🔥

'01 Helton — 197
'13 Pedroia — 193
'21 Mullins — 175
'21 Gurriel — 169
'07 Beltran — 153

@StatpadGame

[Marcus K. Smithsonian @k_smithsonian]

⚾️💎 StatpadGame #7 ⚾️💎

Total Score: 1030 SO 🔥

'15 Sale — 274
'16 Tanaka — 165
'23 Cole — 222
'23 Senga — 202
'23 Ohtani — 167

@StatpadGame

[Marcus K. Smithsonian @k_smithsonian]

@mccrystal_alex

[Marcus K. Smithsonian @k_smithsonian]

⚾️💎 StatpadGame #6 ⚾️💎

Total Score: 157 HRs 🔥

'18 Martinez — 43
'07 Kubel — 13
'16 Bryant — 39
'25 Olson — 29
'21 Zunino — 33

@ImmaculateDraft
@BigDrake69

[Marcus K. Smithsonian @k_smithsonian]

@BRWalkoff @BNightengale

[Marcus K. Smithsonian @k_smithsonian]

@JulCar1967 @ToddZolecki They both suck, doesn’t matter either way

[Marcus K. Smithsonian @k_smithsonian]

Crawfish

[Marcus K. Smithsonian @k_smithsonian]

@theNBAalert @RealCandaceO @TrillBroDude

[Raheem Mostert @RMos_8Ball]

Last day to vote me into the #ProBowl2026 — a repost counts as 2 votes today! Thank you!! 🙏🏾 #ProBowlVote + Raheem Mostert @RMos_8Ball

[Marcus K. Smithsonian @k_smithsonian]

Fuck you @SEPTA

[Marcus K. Smithsonian @k_smithsonian]

1st day back on SEPTA & of course I get a parking ticket bc I pulled thru a spot instead of having my license plate face out. What a fucking joke of a company. The employee has to take pictures of my car and license plate to document the violation anyway so doesn’t even save time

[Marcus K. Smithsonian @k_smithsonian]

This can’t be a real tweet from someone on a 1-5 team

[marlonhumphrey.eth @marlon_humphrey]

Should I do a glizzy taste tour around the country one day?

50 states 50 glizzys

[Marcus K. Smithsonian @k_smithsonian]

Does that shit say PJ Tucker

[J. Kyle Mann @jkylemann]

CP3 and that damn right elbow i swear

(stage right)

[Marcus K. Smithsonian @k_smithsonian]

@ironingman54 @DanBartels2 Are you stupid?

[Marcus K. Smithsonian @k_smithsonian]

My goat. Eagles really have a young lockdown corner I’m speechless.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

LOCKDOWN‼️ Q is your NFC Defensive Player of the Week!

[Marcus K. Smithsonian @k_smithsonian]

@hopefulmetsfan @_piccone Get off a Phillies fan page you and find better use of your time salty ass Mets fan