It's only Tuesday and Trump has fucked up a pool for $14 Million, lost a war agreeing to pay Iran $300 Billion, and ballooned his already expensive ballroom budget by another $200 Million.
Where are the Republicans screaming about "waste, fraud and abuse"?
John Cena revealed how he survived on $50 during his early years as a wrestler :
"I found a place where they served a giant pizza, and if you could eat the whole thing, it was free, and you didn't have to pay. Since I couldn't afford to spend money on food, I went and ate the whole pizza. The owner said, 'Wow, that's amazing. So, I went back the next day and did it again. The owner gave me a strange look and said, 'Mmm, amazing!' By the third day in a row, when I did it again, the owner just came up to me and said, 'Brother, if you want free food, just ask, and I'll give it to you. You don't have to eat the whole pizza!"
Ossoff: Last September, the President of Kazakhstan calls Donald Trump and says he wants to grant tungsten mining rights to an American company. And the very next month, Eric and Don Jr. get a stake in the American company pursuing the mining deal.
Six days later, six days after Prince Eric and Prince Don get their stake, Kazakhstan announces this company will get, “The largest known undeveloped tungsten resource in the world.” A few more weeks go by, and then the U.S. government, run by their father, sets aside 1.6 billion of your tax dollars to fund and finance their mining project. In Kazakhstan.
All this while you pay more for gas, for groceries, for health care, and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Any leagues still have outstanding fantasy punishments? 😂
This guy finished 10th and had to go trick-or-treating in June until he got 10 pieces of candy. 🍬
That’s commitment to league rules.
#FantasyHockey#CommissionerLife
BREAKING: More than half of the publicly identified donors to President Trump’s White House ballroom project have won new or expanded federal contracts worth more than $50 billion, per WaPo
@spittinchiclets The Larkin Playbook:
Step 1. Blame management
Step 2. Request a trade
Step 3. Never take accountability for the lack of leadership and not being able to inspire or elevate your team as the captain.
NHL fans in Indianapolis have no broadcaster audio for Game 1 of the Stanely Cup Final. Here's how the first goal sounded on WRTV with only the in-arena sound.