Petty Wap

I came to twitter to complain about my life and stayed for the memes.

[Petty Wap @k_studabaker]

I rediscovered Tomi Lahren and have decided I no longer want to be on Twitter.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Donald Trump, the worst president in history, just called one of the greatest presidents in history “Cheating Obama.” The irony is rich considering Trump has cheated on his wife multiple times and also cheated with Putin to steal the 2016 election.

[Petty Wap @k_studabaker]

I don’t remember tweeting this but like RT https://t.co/cVxVwuQBGM

[Petty Wap @k_studabaker]

I just want the weather to be nice, warm, and fucking sunny for once.

[Petty Wap @k_studabaker]

I just want the weather to be nice, warm, and fucking sunny for once.

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

this morning at 7-eleven i saw a lizard next to the coffee maker and the cashier said "no worries that's just marvin, he likes the smell"

[Petty Wap @k_studabaker]

Managed to make it to all 4 of my classes today, but did NOT manage to check canvas to see the 2 assignments, group project, and quiz that I had lined up for the day 😬

[Petty Wap @k_studabaker]

Just remembered twitter existed! Bless.

[trevor @dontlookatmesir]

Do I love hibachi? Of course. Am I ever gonna get tired of it? Doubt it. Am I always gonna laugh at the same egg roll joke and take a video of the onion volcano?.... Every time.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

And by the way, THERE'S FUCKING ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/s6uWAwQbdQ

[Petty Wap @k_studabaker]

My headphones came out of my ears at the gym but the good news is the gym was also playing Strip That Down by Liam Payne so I'm not even mad

[sēˈerə @SierraHighKey]

Uterus: Look! I put up the wall paper for the new baby!

Body: yeah... There isn't a baby. Not this month.

Uterus: ...

Body: please dont...

Uterus: You do this all the time These false alarms. IM DONE. I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. *Rips down wall paper*

-The menstrual cycle

[VOYGASM @TeamVoygasm]

Yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever dialed ([phone] to let your senators know that you oppose the repeal of net neutrality

[Petty Wap @k_studabaker]

I love the week before finals because normally my mental health doesn't plummet till the end of the week, but this semester it's already started!

[Senator Dianne Feinstein @SenFeinstein]

UPDATE: Republicans rejected our motion to adjourn until Monday so senators could read the bill they just introduced.

RT If you think senators should have time to read a bill that affects every single American.

[The Daily Collegian @DailyCollegian]

Penn State fraternity Alpha Sigma Phi faces charges for furnishing liquor after a 19-year-old female overdosed on alcohol
https://t.co/w0M8YGWZ6G

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

if I had your bank card I would too https://t.co/kPSVvPm2N3