Kristy

“if he shows up I’ll make out with him”

[Lily Marston @lily_marston]

What I would do to see selena and haileys texts

[vereena 🪐 @VereenaSayed]

why is liking somebody so embarrassing

[✨just vibes✨ @MaFuzzyRaps]

kylie jenner out here picking which colour private jet she wanna take today meanwhile I gotta chug my iced coffee before my straw becomes paper mache???? explain

[george costanza @queeflord]

khloe kardashian needs to be placed under a conservatorship at this point

[Liz @lzreads]

Drake is Rupi Kaur but for dudes

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

everyone’s masc until ABBA comes on

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

They need a ‘musical’ warning at the beginning of movies. 5 mins in and the main character breaks into song. FUCK!!!!

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“bro” n “dude” but romantically

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

When my ex and I broke up he was like “ughh now all your friends are gonna hate me” and I was like only if I tell them the truth…

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

we will never be this young again, do what makes you happy.

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

No prob = no problem
All good = continue as you are but you are dead to me

[Mija @hi_mija]

Did it hurt? When I told you to google it and I was right

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

me blacked out at the club tweeting like

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

There’s nothing I love more than blocking ppl mid text. Imagine u thinkin u bout to get a good point across then boom 💥 blocked for dtm

[alissa violet @AlissaViolet]

why is the walk back after bowling so awkward ??