Cortney Radtke

Artist | Human | Arizona Bred | Los Angeles Based

[Cortney Radtke @k_tort]

I know I’ve surrounded myself with the right people because when I send them a text at 9 am on a Saturday saying “BYE BITCH” they automatically know I’m talking about 45.

[Cortney Radtke @k_tort]

Tonight at work everyone on the line started clapping and cheering and then servers joined in so I thought it was Nevada or Pennsylvania or maybe Georgia finally getting their shit together so I got super pumped. Turns out it was just a cook’s birthday. Letdown 1,001 of 2020

[S A M M Y @samuelhmorrison]

cnn: this election won't be decided till friday
me: but what if I stay up another hour?

[Cortney Radtke @k_tort]

@KDaSilva86 Oh my gosh!!! Congratulations you both look so fantastic and happy 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

[Cortney Radtke @k_tort]

@skrtskrtsamm Move to LA. Be my lash gal. Be my BB. Be my Disney buddy.

[Krystal Gem 🌒 @krystalgemmuse]

Viola Davis is 55. Viola Davis was born in a plantation house 5 days after Black folks secured the right to vote. Please feel that.

[Cortney Radtke @k_tort]

@camilleeelou What. Is. 2020.

[DOM @DOPEITSDOM]

It’s better to work on yourself than point out the flaws in others. Have a great day. 💙

[Cortney Radtke @k_tort]

@camilleeelou Who do I have to come and physically and emotionally traumatize?

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

me passing someone: u slow bitch

me being passed: ok speed racer

[Cortney Radtke @k_tort]

Nothing like the smell of Lysol spray wafting from apartment windows on a Sunday morning run.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Friend: What are you looking forward to these days?

Me: You mean like...which snacks?

[Cortney Radtke @k_tort]

After seeing other people’s responses to the earthquake i.e. grabbing their shoes in the moment or preparing earthquake kits now, I’m starting to think my immediate response of “lay there in until it passes maybe” may have been a little too dire, even for 2020.

[Cortney Radtke @k_tort]

It’s 4 am and my heart is beating out of my chest and it’s NOT anxiety? Must be an earthquake in 2020. Cue Earthquake Twitter.

[Cortney Radtke @k_tort]

@bitcoinskrillex Sheets are great for making and donating masks!

[Cortney Radtke @k_tort]

@TheBenGoddard Are u ok

[Tony Dokoupil @tonydokoupil]

.@USPS says you should give mail in ballots at least 14 days round trip. No guarantees.

So if you plan to vote by mail, election day isn’t November 3rd.

It’s October 20th.

Or sooner.

Don’t be one of the *tens of thousands* of people whose vote wasn’t counted in 2016.

[Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan]

Misogyny has no place in America.

Sexism has no place in America.

Patriarchy has no place in America.

[Cortney Radtke @k_tort]

Glass(es) of wine. Journal your thoughts. Read a chapter of some happier ones. Say a prayer. Goodnight.