Hot take. If you’re old enough to get yourself a big boy STD, you can suck it up and swallow your big boy pills instead of wasting my time getting it switched to liquid.
So I was talking with my mom about #DefundThePolice. And she asked me a question: how could what happened to Rayshard Brooks happen, at this moment, in this uprising? How could police keep...doing this?
So this is what I said.
Too bad Sing Song doesn’t teach ACU students real life skills, like how to call the pharmacy yourself for a refill instead of having mommy do it for you.
Might start sending a group text out before seeing family that, no I’m not interested in your friend Susan’s 25 yo son who “just needs to find the right girl and he’ll settle down.”
Me: sees people announce their baby names, “wow that’s dumb they just made that up.”
Also me: named Kathlin Rianne, literally two names my dad made up and also a great name
Ladies, today @fr_cisko took me to brunch and then asked if I wanted to go to target. He’s a 28 yo M ISO cutie with a booty, daddy issues preferred but not required. Tell all your friends.
Today someone left a sock on the floor in front of my pharmacy. I had my technician page a CODE 2319. Almost gave my store manager a heart attack. Worth it.