It’sThatZShit

Couldn’t copy my style in Kinkos ✨

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I’m most compatible with the dollar sign tbh

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You ever feel bad walking into a restaurant 30m before they close with one other person, only to watch 2 additional parties of 6+ people come in after you? 🙃

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If one more male around me calls tarot cards Taret cards I’m gonna scream 🤪

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Aight if Snoop can give up smoking so can I……

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On my way to work this morning I witnessed two different white men blow through stop signs without even looking to see if there was a car coming 🙃

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Not Jack Harlow releasing new music on my birthday 😏

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Scorpio season

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My dad probably thinks I have terrible taste in men, but at the same time he isn’t even willing to pick me up from the airport.

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I’m so sick of Denver drivers not using their eyes to drive!!!! Stop signs and red lights exist!!! How dare you have to stop for 10 seconds to make sure the road is clear!!

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Bruhhh I had no idea my debit card collected points so jokes on you I just booked a massage 😂

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When all you want to do is live alone, especially after this year, and your roommate casually mentions buying a house together 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #buyitwithyourpartner

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How the hell am I supposed to get along and work with someone who has my dream role and isn’t even good at it….

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Who in their right mind is comfortable to stay at their partners house, while the partner is not there, but the roommate is……. Get the fuck out of my house, it’s Saturday.

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Whyyyyyyyy do you leave your partner at home when you’re not here, I don’t even know her last name.

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When you see the girl your ex called a demon post a pic of drinks with his username tagged 🙄

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Six year old: are you an adult?
Me: yes I am!
SYO: oh, I thought you were still a kid…
Me: always a kid at heart!

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Omggggggggg I am so over 2023. Please just take me out, my pessimism has officially taken over my life, it’s not fair, nothing works out, it’s just crap. Take. Me. Out.

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OMG I cannot wait to live alone one day.

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Cleans the whole house on her day off but doesn’t look in the fridge to clean the puddle of leaked pickle juice

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That awkward moment when your coworker has a baby and names it the same name of the dog that escaped while dog sitting a few months ago 🙃

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You ever start liking a rapper only to find out they were murdered three years ago 🙃