Kalz⛅️⛈⚡️

cat mama & pastry maker👩🏼‍🍳

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

hey sorry if i was weird last night i don't know whats wrong with me and i never will

[pris @pwiscila]

I made an easily preventable mistake at work so they’re putting me down later

[tiff @disney_18]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and don’t shit sound good

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

an underrated green flag is when someone notices you’re stressed and quietly handles the small things to lighten your load 🥺

[Kheumani @Kheumani]

If it isn’t laundry it’s the dishes. If it isn’t the dishes the bathroom needs to be clean, fridge needs to be stocked or floors need to be mopped. It’s never ending 😂

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

last night, the bartender told me I didn't need to be carded because I had a death cab for cutie shirt on

[michelle @eilishstrap]

finneas is so real for that 😭

[Maria @mlstrat]

what happened to circling back after the holidays!!!! why does everyone need everything now!!!! what is going on!!!!

[finn @notebookpapr]

you could be havin the worst day of ur fuckin life and here comes ur fat ass cat begging for food again

[Kalz⛅️⛈⚡️ @Ka13y_]

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[BRE @thedominiquej1]

suspect needs a fucking vacation