Maria

attorney! love: sports (f1, pga, football, basketball, tennis), the south, birds, adventure, and butter; all views mine

[Frances Patano @FrancesPatano]

41-33 go birds

[Maria @mlstrat]

unprompted and out of the blue.. i called to ask him if he was being held hostage

[Sandipan @sandypuns_]

EBITDA = Earnings Before I Trick Da Auditor

[maja 🔭🍒 @majamediaco]

Hinge: here are 6 photos of him hiking and in Japan
Twitter: here are 600 unfiltered thoughts and a comprehensive archive of his public crashouts

[Maria @mlstrat]

@sof_calm67 not today, satan

[Maria @mlstrat]

my first non-takeout meal of my time in nashville, a celebration of making it through this very stressful week (buoyed by my amazing family, friends and boyfriend): the yellowtail tuna crudo and famous clam pie at folk

[Maria @mlstrat]

been living off takeout this past week in nashville but have fallen in love with the breakfast tacos at ladybird and the pizza from sho pizza bar

[Maria @mlstrat]

@blythesason swinging by tonight!

[Maria @mlstrat]

been living off takeout this past week in nashville but have fallen in love with the breakfast tacos at ladybird and the pizza from sho pizza bar

[Maria @mlstrat]

if you wear a black lululemon or alo zip-up jacket to a hospital, be prepared for everyone to think you work there

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Nothing could have prepared me for where this Errol Morris interview was going

[dom @dearooz]

new load-bearing internet comment just dropped

[Maria @mlstrat]

@pop_tartlet literally cannot fault her

[Maria @mlstrat]

they put my mom on steroids for something and she called my hotel room at 4:30 am claiming i stole her laptop. walked into her hospital room and she was on the phone with doordash wondering why she couldn’t order $759 of fried chicken through the app. literal roid rage

[Maria @mlstrat]

we need to discuss the parking situation in nashville, tennessee

[Rohan Goswami @rogoswami]

An insane and deeply troubling story from @semaforben https://t.co/BX75qrkO3Y

[Maria @mlstrat]

two missed butker FGs… blue wave indicator

[7 @zithekyd]

its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes

[Maria @mlstrat]

i would like to be as competent at anything in my life as JSN is at football

[Maria @mlstrat]

@mattadler81 @ruffledgrouse1 @ChefAlexMcCoy Matt’s review is enough for me!! But it’s on my list :)