佐保 勝彦👨‍💼

横浜のスタートアップで代表を務めていました| 中小企業診断士 | | INTJ(建築家型)|宮崎生まれ&福岡育ち | 偏頭痛| アビスパ福岡 | #BizDev #サウナ

[Satya Nadella @satyanadella]

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[佐保 勝彦👨‍💼 @ka_archelis]

\年度末ポッキリキャンペーン開催中!!/

https://t.co/dnTC92WunB

[佐保 勝彦👨‍💼 @ka_archelis]

先日の中小機構様主催「FASTER」DEMO DAY ピッチにて大阪商工会議所賞を受賞しましたー🏆
大阪での事業展開ガンガン進めます！

[佐保 勝彦👨‍💼 @ka_archelis]

ここ最近で一番怖い話を聞いて震えてる

[佐保 勝彦👨‍💼 @ka_archelis]

タイムラインがエッセイばっかりになっている。短文でパンチのある言葉が欲しい。

[佐保 勝彦👨‍💼 @ka_archelis]

残念すぎる内容。全部後手。

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[佐保 勝彦👨‍💼 @ka_archelis]

よく聴いていただけに残念

[野村高文｜Podcastプロデューサー・編集者 @nmrtkfm]

Podcast番組「経営中毒」ですが、配信を休止させていただくことになりました。リスナーの皆さまには深くお詫び申し上げます。その背景につきまして、徳谷さんにお話しいただきました

https://t.co/Cscz9u71sF

[佐保 勝彦👨‍💼 @ka_archelis]

Manus勉強中。

https://t.co/kuFjuugY6h

[佐保 勝彦👨‍💼 @ka_archelis]

弊社のコチラも #パワースーツ です。
宜しければ是非！

https://t.co/AENTTGeqMD

[佐保 勝彦👨‍💼 @ka_archelis]

German Bionic出てる
#アメトーーーク #家電芸人

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[佐保 勝彦👨‍💼 @ka_archelis]

立ち仕事を実体験すべく、自社製品をこっそり持ち込みタイミー初体験。
立ちぱっなしつらい。

[Dr.明日乃 @Asunokampo]

先日僕の古くからの友人が開業しました。

彼は肝胆膵外科、移植もこなす素晴らしい技術をもったドクターです。
｢なんで開業することにしたの？｣
と聞くと、
｢手術は好きなんだけど、子供の学費とか考えると、勤務医ではキツイから｣
とのこと。

こうやって難易度の高い手術をこなせる、体力のある医者がメスを置いていきます。
外科医への報酬はもっと上げなきゃならんし、そのために手術の保険点数もあげるべきだろうと思います。

ちなみに肝胆膵外科は、彼いわく
｢開業に向かない｣ので、
内視鏡をならい直してるとのこと。

[佐保 勝彦👨‍💼 @ka_archelis]

大谷凄すぎ

[佐保 勝彦👨‍💼 @ka_archelis]

Voicy改悪の件は、なぜこういう意思決定がされたのか、の方に興味がある。

[佐保 勝彦👨‍💼 @ka_archelis]

ここ数年で一番酷い #アビスパ福岡

[佐保 勝彦👨‍💼 @ka_archelis]

怪しい匂いがプンプンする

[佐保 勝彦👨‍💼 @ka_archelis]

今日の負けは受け入れ難い
#アビスパ福岡

[佐保 勝彦👨‍💼 @ka_archelis]

名古屋暑すぎる🥵

[佐保 勝彦👨‍💼 @ka_archelis]

津波警報出てるの知らず海岸線走ってた。情報大事。