Ka$hanova

Baby lov'n daddy

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@GiantHotTakes girl in the 28 jersey got some sense knocked into her

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@IslandsBurgers why did I get a bill without the itemization? Oh yeah, cuz you force your servers and bartenders to upsell. And, if they don't, they get degraded shifts . "Oh, I'm sorry, I charged u for the big beer, here's your corrected charge.". F that.

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@lilr3ds Congrats. Nice not waking up with a headache and dry mouth, right? I'm just finishing up my dry January, trying to figure out if I should continue...

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Cutest thing at the Al Franken event, two SugarDaddies double dating with their much younger SugarDudes.
Warms my SD heart ❤️❤️

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@badmadmaddie Boy-zilian wasn't bad...

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@bbellaaaa well written. and your voice resonates with honesty.

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@themeredith great to hear that positive reinforcement.

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Bellysimo!

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Beautiful Burlesque from #DLSBurlesque

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“Every time a man changes position when a woman is about to orgasm, an angel loses its wings.” @CarlynBeccia https://t.co/NTkCjUrFBI

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@themeredith 5'6"

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just got dissed by a girl who didn't understand the impact of Fosse until i showed her the #fossechallenge on tiktok. i don't need that negativity in my life, which is why blocking was invented.

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this is a truth. no matter how you separate work and personal life, there is always the overlap that impacts your wellbeing.

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a girlfriend told me, "it was a good day at work, guy paid me $400 to eat my ass for like 10 minutes." i'm like, "hmmm, that's definitely worth it..."

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I'm in a dive bar watching a Samoan teach a Butch lesbian how to do the Texas two step. Life, as we know it, has returned. 👍👍❤️

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@DivinaMamacita Me me me!

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@bblakelyFox46 @ChampionsTour OK, she's been #1 for a bit, she's not the GOAT. Comparing her career to Tiger when she's not even close to Annika really doesn't make sense.

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@JakeTextor @itsmegangraves I'm with you on this, I don't think having sex on the first date has any implication on a long-term relationship. In fact, the opposite. You know your partner isn't going to hold out on you to gain leverage.

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Girls actually making money on the stage...going off

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@meetmiarose we obsess over them...