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[kate @kaaateees]

Russel Brand using the (proven) sexual assault allegations against him to promote his podcast is an example of why celebrity voices genuinely do need to be restricted.

It's quite literally criminal and absurdly immoral.

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

timeline cleanser! rt these cute cats

[kate @kaaateees]

If you ever have doubts about yourself, look at how Logan Paul talks about himself in the Jake Paul documentary.

Apparently you truly can live the delusion.

Or don't ever watch a Jake Paul documentary, which is really just a stream of their own narcissism.

[kate @kaaateees]

TBH NatWest closing Nigel Farage's account makes me want to keep banking with them even more.

[kate @kaaateees]

Legitimately just put the phone down for his 'takeaway' and got a drop off. Madness.

[kate @kaaateees]

My alcoholic neighbour got a Ring camera doorbell and doesn't realise that when him and his ex wife (now girlfriend) talk through the app, the speaker broadcasts it to the whole street.

[kate @kaaateees]

People saying they're going to stop watching the Witcher when Henry Cavill leaves are whiney babies

[kate @kaaateees]

Instead of Mr Beast buying houses for his employees to live in, maybe he should pay them enough to enable them to buy their own houses 👀

[kate @kaaateees]

The woman camping for the Kings Coronation all seem to have Camilla's hair and it is so unhinged

[kate @kaaateees]

@RingGo_parking Hi, I paid for parking on the app this morning but I've only just had a text come through to confirm - I'm concerned I may have been fined today even though I had paid and I got a delayed confirmation?

[kate @kaaateees]

Things that need to stop happening: Books about banging the alpha werewolf of the pack

When did it become this hard to find a good fantasy book targeted at women.

[kate @kaaateees]

The cycle of alt boys dating pop girls, encouraging them to get piercings and tats they wouldn't otherwise get, then leaving them for another pop girl who then does the same is irritating af.

10 years of witnessing it and I'd love to tattoo twat to their heads.

[kate @kaaateees]

Filled in an online form to check if we were eligible for any financial support over the winter and all it gave me was the Samaritans hotline 😬

[kate @kaaateees]

There's a special place in hell for people who constantly send official email invites to '5 minute catch up calls'

[kate @kaaateees]

Whenever I feel bad about myself, I just think - at least I'm not JK Rowling. What a fucking embarrassment. No amount of money would make me want to be THAT much of a mess.

[kate @kaaateees]

Every #WorldMentalHealthDay I think about the time I spent the week completing a course to try become the office mental health rep, and at the end of the week my ex suddenly walked out and I had to take time off for a mental break and disassociation 🤘does get better tho

[kate @kaaateees]

My biggest flex is that I listened to @the1975 way before they released their debut album, ears of a music producer obviously

[Department of Health and Social Care @DHSCgovuk]

The NHS is encouraging people to get checked if they have symptoms of #BowelCancer following the death of Dame Deborah James @bowelbabe.

These are the three main things to look out for 👇

Get more info: https://t.co/84h5msQdKT

[kate @kaaateees]

Mad watching all the local Facebook groups sharing budget hacks to celebrate the Jubilee.

The average person is so skint that they're having to iron a Lidl bag onto a t-shirt, while the queen literally receives 8 million a year to sit on a golden chair.

[kate @kaaateees]

Swear I have the ability to control the weather, I schedule a fully outdoor shoot and then POOF unforcasted storm