snot rocket

fairy trapped in a glass jar

[snot rocket @kaaaterade]

... #smallishflabbybody

[snot rocket @kaaaterade]

@steaktweet she is risen

[Grace @gracecamille_]

did i miss literally anything over the past month

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

RT if the nicest thing your exes could say about you is that you’re “someone who feels things deeply”

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

gonna relax by obsessing about bullshit

[ham mike @griffraff97]

i’ll eat any pill even a big one with POISON written on it

[charlie @chunkbardey]

PLEASE stop posting about your accomplishments unless i have the same ones otherwise it can make me feel BAD!!!!!!!! i seriously shouldn’t even have to say that

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

i dabble in being awake

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

i came, i saw, i was like why am i here

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

being unemployed is like “hey, what if doing whatever you want all day was somehow stressful???”

[Macy Rodman @MacyRodman]

Smoking cigarettes won’t kill you if you’re just like chill about it

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

peace, love, and validation from strangers

[Emirichu 🍓 @EmirichuYT]

I'm not the type of person to hold grudges but if you make my mom cry I will 100% hate you for the rest of my life

[snot rocket @kaaaterade]

arent
ya
curious
what is that link?
https://t.co/z9EU6nBsNK

[caroline doyle @cd0yl3]

it took them four tries to get my IUD in this week (got it done at claire’s)

[snot rocket @kaaaterade]

@LauraJaneGrace my ex left this album on my doorstep when I was 16,with just a note that said "you gotta hear this". this is beaten by my 3 doors down neighbor crush, at 12, leaving a piece of pizza in my mailbox, getting on AIM to tell me, then we continued chatting as we ate "together"

[snot rocket @kaaaterade]

“all we’ve done is like makeout how fucking ridiculous is that i mean come one now”
this letter reminds me of the AIM message i got from a boy in 7th that read “i dot want to go out with no more” & then he instantly threw up an away message…hehe

[/// @wonkmywilly]

here’s a breakup letter i received in 7th grade. tag yourself, i’m “i just think we’re a terrible couple”

[snot rocket @kaaaterade]

“What are they shoving[down your throat], the science???” No one forced me to get vaccinated, I used my own free will and asked for it. For me. And for people like him, too. Good job, Louisiana, you can’t any get dumber. I love it here.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

I don’t even have words for this

[snot rocket @kaaaterade]

b chilln

[snot rocket @kaaaterade]

@davidmullis especially when they’re not an “influencer” and have nothing to gain from it...it’s never made sense to me. like shit yeah i’ll lie my ass off about my perfect life if i’m getting paid and it’s literally my job to be someone else.