kitty paw johnson

it’s a good life to be a goon

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sure i was a fucked up 8 year old but at least i had a VISION

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The man who will one day play Trump in his biopic was born yesterday. Everyone say happy birthday!

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i really need to be mewing more

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my forehead expands daily

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I Have Lived The Crusty Life Before

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despite what u may have heard im mad professional

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i have the best living situation ever

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watching my favorite movie right now my favorite movie is

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it’s giving posthumous hologram

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i was a prolific liar on the Whisper App

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it’s weird how much flack i’ve caught over the years for taking naps

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my favorite is pete from dunger games

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lots of bouquets

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if eating a whole can of black beans for dinner has 10 fans im one of them. if eating a whole can of black beans has no fans i’m dead

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

She was the blueprint

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one week before republicans start saying teaches need to quit when they get pregnant to protect children from learning about sex

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a dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one”

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my house is so cool

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i just wake up and go straight to doin my puzzles

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covid did irreparable damage to my brain in the way that i won’t hesitate to take any opportunity to leave ohio