my mom been banging on about this, if it wasn’t for the south Asians in the U.K. don’t think we would have half of the things we have now as Muslims. This includes mosques, halal butchers, halal restaurants and even corner shops!
Teenagers and 20 somethings who roll your eyes when your dad makes the same shit jokes repeatedly. He's doing it because you once laughed at those jokes, you've just forgotten, and he's not sure how to make you laugh any more.
Because me? I love flowers A LOT. I want them delivered to the crib, my job, waiting for me in the passenger seat, for my birthday, because it’s Tuesday morning, in a boat with a goat. I need em 😂