wizkalia 🔮

♑️♎️♎️ ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ w the shits

[solé @layxsnv]

"This job is driving me crazy"
Me at work:

[beautiful woman @zooomettee]

Kristen Doute was 30 in season two of vanderpump rules #imgonnnabeokay

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

when they google it and you’re right

[solé @layxsnv]

IDGAF I SAID $3 ON PUMP 5!!!…..

[g @34rths]

If I'm already so nostalgic at 23 what will I do when I'm 70

[ྀི @hrtindica]

no dad you'll never understand what it's like to get 30+ likes on an ig story

[universal one love jim @importancatpete]

Sometimes you look up from your phone and realize that the highway you’re driving on is quite beautiful

[Pedrito Malito @peterrichardson]

Kyle Cooke realizing he's the Ariana Madix in this Summer House scandal and not Tom

[angelina @miocest]

Yall gotta d!e😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[autist @litteralyme0]

me at 29 years old wondering what job will i do when i grow up

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me at 18:

If i make it home by 4, i can still wake up to work at 6

Me now:

We are not starting a movie, it's 8 PM

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

i go nonverbal when i’m high and then start doing sht like this when it wears off so evb can know i’m back

[Jhay @jhayusb]

on my 7th bathroom break at work

[s k y e @SkyeAsiyanbi]

Ppl who are not self-sufficient really irritate me 😭 like look it up yourself!!!! Figure it out yourself!!!! The information is RIGHT THERE!!!!!!

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

“I am overworked and underpaid.”

Me at work:

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Bad Bunny naming dozens of countries in the Americas and then holding up a football that reads "together we are America"....such an iconic Super Bowl performance wow

[dia @nadis399]

how it feels trying different weights in bmi calculator