karissa stormborn

spilling her gin and tonic while whispering something sexy in your ear

[karissa stormborn @kaarissa__]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[Adriene Mishler @yogawithadriene]

Starts tomorrow/Monday!!

https://t.co/VAOSdtt5nI

[rbl scm @danicalico]

craving tacos

[karissa stormborn @kaarissa__]

"If a tiger kills me do NOT let that tiger be put down. I must have made a mistake. It was my fault." -@kamchran

[karissa stormborn @kaarissa__]

Just discovered what waffle knit bath sheets are

[karissa stormborn @kaarissa__]

If there's one thing I'll leave my small town fortress for it's @MotionCityMusic

[karissa stormborn @kaarissa__]

@gundamking12 That's okay too 👏👏

[karissa stormborn @kaarissa__]

💫life💫is💫hard💫just💫do💫your💫best💫

[karissa stormborn @kaarissa__]

@danicalico this is my evening routine

[karissa stormborn @kaarissa__]

@kamchran still sometimes wonder where those reindeer earrings are

[karissa stormborn @kaarissa__]

@kamchran Wow, this

[kambo @kamchran]

I've decided that I know enough people. I will not be meeting anyone else, thank you. So if you know me, congratulations. You made it before the cut off.

[karissa stormborn @kaarissa__]

@JoshBangleVO You don't sit. You admire.

[karissa stormborn @kaarissa__]

I thought I knew how it felt to be betrayed but I just got a splinter from a paint brush handle

[karissa stormborn @kaarissa__]

Things I need people to stop doing: calling their butt a "dumpy"

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

5 Ways to Deal With a Narcissist:

1. Stay away.
2. Don't try to convince them they're wrong. Stay away.
3. Don't try to "fix" them. Stay away.
4. Don't argue with them. Stay away.
5. Oh, uh, stay away.

[karissa stormborn @kaarissa__]

who wants to trade their 2 When We Were Young Saturday tickets for my 2 Sunday tickets

[karissa stormborn @kaarissa__]

@kamchran WHISKER FATIGUE

[karissa stormborn @kaarissa__]

@kamchran wait what did you do

[rbl scm @danicalico]

Taking the extra time to do your skin care routine is self love