balsamic vin

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

“You can always spot Americans in foreign countries”

Yeah man you blend right in at Yellowstone with your child’s medium Armani Exchange shirt, skin tight capri length jorts, and Pumas

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Just met a 1 year old named Barbara. Didn’t know they were doing that!

[ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗⁱⁿᵉ @greenIight]

i love deleting my tweets like shut up bitch!

[' @ironfistarmpits]

i cant believe this happened

[Beytwicé @lotoysrus]

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

[Cèilidh @theclovecoterie]

the atheism leaving my body when my car hydroplanes

[Joe🥤 @Doeyppp]

I low key preferred lockdown to this weird indefinite purgatory we're in now

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

everyone wears crosses and i just feel like y’know maybe jesus probably doesn’t like crosses, all things considered

[coach 🎬 ted lasso spoilers @beardafterhours]

“you changed” bro i watched a new show and stole the personality of the character i liked the most

[josiegracereads on insta @josiesbooksheIf]

pass it on 🧿🦋

[SeanOrNot.Com @fawnsharley]

@killola

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

@ValaAfshar @AndrewYang i want to vomit on it

[balsamic vin @kaaymayy]

goodnight to @LanaDelRey only

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

Germany doesn’t have Nazi monuments to “remind” citizens of their history. Instead, they have memorials for the 6 million Jews and others who were murdered.

The U.S. doesn’t need statues of confederate generals to “remind” us. We need monuments for Nat Turner & Harriet Tubman.

[lamis @arinharryy]

harry styles' pants but they get more high wasted as you scroll; a thread