Mark Kabayama

I have been a huge Islanders fan since 1974. Toronto Blue Jays. Amateur poker player Amazing but modest (ABM). Caution: R rated tweets may happen.

[A Proud Deplorable (2) @justmeagain34]

I got pulled over at 2am this morning. The cop asked me, “Where are you going at this time?” I said, “I’m going to a lecture on drinking and driving, smoking, and the effects alcohol has on the body.” He asked “Who is giving a lecture at this time?”

I said “That’ll be my wife”

[Tctech USA @TomCardwell2]

Always keep one Handy 😁

[JayGen 𝕏 er🇨🇦 @JayGenXer]

This is what a “nice dinner” looks like in Canada right now.

Costco. Kirkland beef. Tenderloin and strip loin.

$84.99/kg
$240+ for one whole tenderloin
$311 for a whole strip loin

These aren’t luxury cuts in some fancy restaurant. This is Costco. The place normal families go to try and stretch their money.

Under Harper, even premium beef was dramatically cheaper. Under Carney, this is the new normal.

Carbon tax on farmers, carbon tax on processors, carbon tax on transportation, carbon tax on the store… then they act shocked when the price of protein explodes.

This isn’t “global inflation.”
This is what happens when you punish production and reward virtue signalling for over a decade.

Canadians used to be able to afford a decent steak without it being a special occasion.

Now? It’s a luxury.

Drop a 🔥 if you’re done pretending this is normal.

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

😂😂😂

[Mark Kabayama @kabbage19]

@MikeBales I’m your huckleberry.

[Mark Kabayama @kabbage19]

@datadomNY Kudos to whoever started this rumor! Isles have bit hard.

[Colorado Oilers @LDahlseide]

@realfbllliason If it was shoulder to shoulder…why would he have to keep his head up?

[Kevin in Alberta @kevin_inalberta]

Be careful. If Albertans toe the line, the Liberal government could stop the fine progress toward a pipeline we've seen:

They could stop discussiing the possibility of discussing the possibility of planning to discuss whether to approve a pipeline and the planning to discuss the preconditions on which further planning discussion would rely prior to discussions on the possibility of planning to approve discussion for a plan to seek input for planning to provide proponents to plan to discuss how to plan a pipeline approval process.

[The Nikki V. @TheUnHeard_One]

These dad’s are doing a great job of showing their daughters how they should dress 🤣🤣🤣

[🍀Louie Kerr 🇮🇪💚 @LouieKerr8]

😎🤣

[🍀Louie Kerr 🇮🇪💚 @LouieKerr8]

🤤😂

[Bills Mafia Art @billsmafiaart]

Live look at the Habs practice

[Juice Thompson @Juice_Thompson_]

The Montreal Canadiens professional Diving Team

[RMC86 @RMC19861987]

📢Here’s another announcement from @TCEnergy, a 🇨🇦 company that moves 30% of ALL natural gas within North America.

A $1.5 BILLION LNG expansion investment that serves NY & the 🇺🇸 eastern seaboard. A CANADIAN company investing in the US, not in 🇨🇦. Why?

“The tone has completed changed. In the Trump administration we have the most energy literate administration we’ve seen in many decades. We’ve already seen through more reasonable application of regulations, acceleration of timing for permits…”

After a year, @MarkJCarney has brought no energy regulation reform. He has added more bureaucracy, uncertainty & the investment repelling laws are still in place. Not one application submitted. Move at speeds not seen in...🙄

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

Canada manufactures plastic straws and cups

and exports them, so Katy and Justin can use them at Coachella

but does not allow their own citizens to buy them.

Canada is not a serious country.

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

My wife just phoned me, and said, “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you for Christmas many years ago?”

Me: “Yeah”

Her: “Fast forward one hour, 16 minutes and 28 seconds”

Me: “Ok, now what?”

Her: “You see the gladiator at the front fighting the lion?”

Me: “I can see that, yeah”

Her: “Just behind him, there are two gladiators having a sword fight with each other”

Me: “Okay, I see them”

Her: “Well, behind those two, on the left-hand side of the screen, there’s a gladiator holding a spear”

Me: “Yes, I can see him”

Her: “Right! Those are the sandals I want for my birthday”

[VictoriaL59 @Victoria59L]

Todays muse.
Tell me I’m wrong 😂

[Dweller @One_Way_Home]

Inspiring examples illustrating the benefits of wives helping their beloved husbands around the house.

[Trolling.Canuck @TrollingCanuck]

Grocery shopping in Canada