Kumar Abhishek🇮🇳

क्यों रौशनी तू बाहर तलाशे तेरी मशालें हैं अंदर तेरे|| Data analyst and exploring world of web3

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Your dad who worked hard to give you an easy life when he sees you living easy life:

[Kumar Abhishek🇮🇳 @kabhis_003]

This pizza is supposed to be eaten according to @zomato not even replacing or refunding total waste of time i ordered it for my mother on her birthday
Pathetic service @zomatocare

[saying "yes, master" to the GPS @GarlicCorgi]

Getting to be unemployed during a world cup is one of the most pure joys imaginable

[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

i wish Plato were alive to see this

[Wellu @Wellutwt]

Aree Ladkiyo pehle hi bata diya kro Mera boyfriend hai mai shaadi nhi kr skti benchooddddd maarna pitna band kro 😭

[Abhishek @abhishekcode42]

This is why I am on Twitter, to see posts like this

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

Give a man free sex, entertainment, and comfort, and he’ll forget his goals.

Give him pain and heartbreak, and he’ll feel like conquering the world.

Dear bro, hard times are a blessing, not a curse.

[Claude @claudeai]

Introducing Claude Fable 5: a Mythos-class model that we’ve made safe for general use.

Its capabilities exceed those of any model we’ve ever made generally available.

[Kumar Abhishek🇮🇳 @kabhis_003]

anyone who watches sports or play regulary will always be ahead of people who never do

[Miilato @miiilato]

me at 25 years old wondering what job I will do when I grow up

[Kachii @badasskachii]

The craziest thing about World Cup month is realizing where you were in life during the last one. Shit I still remember watching my first World Cup game ever. A 4-year gap means your job, your relationship status, your friends, and your entire life situation are completely different, but you're sitting watching a random group stage game at 1 AM on a Tuesday. Football is a time capsule.

[WolfRMFC @WolfRMFC]

Watching a penalty shootout as a neutral fan is peak football experience.

[Sakshi Narula @mssakshinarula]

Aren't you guys tired of this country's mismanagement? Life is not supposed to be this difficult for citizens. It's not like this in other countries. Please stop defending the government.

[Dhurim 🇽🇰 @dhur1m]

Do you actually know how big of a club you have to be to pull this crowd on a random Tuesday night?

[Abhishek @be_mewadi]

Modiji ka sahi hai yaar

[Anubhav Gupta @anubhavgupta_ji]

₹3,000 Per Month,

₹3,96,000,00,00,00/- in 5 Years.
Just count the zeros.

Which is equal to:
> 2,329 new AlIMS
> 4,60,000 new Schools
> 1,98,000 km of Highways

VishwaLavdu.

[Royal Challengers Bengaluru @RCBTweets]

RCB win by 2️⃣3️⃣ runs.

It’s okay guys…. But don’t do it again!