Kabir Kumar

kehti sabse zyaada sweet hun

[Kabir Kumar @kabirkumar_]

Yeah I’m the Jack of all Cokes and the Meister of none, except Jäger.

[Kabir Kumar @kabirkumar_]

@dtptraffic is such a waste of life.

[Kabir Kumar @kabirkumar_]

@letsblinkit shit service, shit product, shit quality.

[Kabir Kumar @kabirkumar_]

@Nipshitposting terko nahi aati sorry

[Kabir Kumar @kabirkumar_]

@Nipshitposting happy for you🫶🏻

[Kabir Kumar @kabirkumar_]

@Nipshitposting all this sounds so fun but you can’t play teen patti for shit

[Kabir Kumar @kabirkumar_]

@Nipshitposting doesn’t matter you’re fucked if you take any metro at 9am

[Kabir Kumar @kabirkumar_]

@Nipshitposting which line

[Kabir Kumar @kabirkumar_]

@Nipshitposting wow dude netflix party. such nostalgia much fun(im sad)

[Kabir Kumar @kabirkumar_]

@Nipshitposting okay call back

[Kabir Kumar @kabirkumar_]

@saasidhamiza now imagine if someone said she’s just a doll and he’s everything 🤭😬😬

[Kabir Kumar @kabirkumar_]

@sadkabootri you look like a proud 7 year old that just finished a full Kaala Khatta for the first time

[Kabir Kumar @kabirkumar_]

@dtptraffic all this traffic but you wanna stand 200ft from the red light under the shade of a tree kyuki vo baleno wala yellow light pe nikla. Zero policing or handling the traffic, max fines tho.

[Kabir Kumar @kabirkumar_]

@sadkabootri Tera toh monday nahi khatam hua

[Kabir Kumar @kabirkumar_]

@sadkabootri Tuesday hai aaj lodi

[Kabir Kumar @kabirkumar_]

watching The Intern now

[Kabir Kumar @kabirkumar_]

@OmirKumar Did your bird friend try to eat your food again?

[Kabir Kumar @kabirkumar_]

this was so fun man. Orange chutney gang 🙋‍♂️

[Kabir Kumar @kabirkumar_]

Show off mehnu karna penda
Tehnu patta kere shair vich rendha

[Kabir Kumar @kabirkumar_]

gotta do what you gotta do.