Dr KB_MUFC 🦷🪥

🔰 Dread It, Run From It, Destiny Arrives All The Same, #MUFC, #GlazersOut, Trust The Process, Dental Surgeon - Proud To Be Part Of The #NHS 🦷🪥🔰

[Dr KB_MUFC 🦷🪥 @kabtastick]

Looool Bailly is a Cavani fan boy 😂

[Numero Bruno ™ 🇾🇪 🔰 @RuudAzz]

@markgoldbridge Oh fuck off you moaning cunt

[Dr KB_MUFC 🦷🪥 @kabtastick]

@FabrizioRomano 7 years lmao he’s signing a life sentence

[Dr KB_MUFC 🦷🪥 @kabtastick]

@FabrizioRomano Sorry, the fuck? 😂

[Dr KB_MUFC 🦷🪥 @kabtastick]

@FabrizioRomano Jose’s finished

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

You ain’t part of the club lil bro

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

I refuse to believe this is Ayden Heaven's full professional debut. Composure is unreal.

[h @htomufc]

I love watching him play football when he’s at this physical level. Sharp, snappy but still so gracious. Beautiful performance.

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Ayden Heaven is yet to be dribbled past since making his first appearance as a senior player, winning all four of his tackles across the games vs. Arsenal, Fulham and Real Sociedad.

At least Arsenal fans have another robbery to complain about. 😳

[SCOOP. @AcademyScoop]

Enjoyed that.

United have a player in Ayden Heaven.

£1M pounds in this market is absurd value.

Enormous credit to those responsible for his signing.

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Man Utd (4.31) 4-1 (1.14) Real Sociedad

[Dr KB_MUFC 🦷🪥 @kabtastick]

@ManUtd That goal covered up Dalot’s mid performance 👀😂

[UnitedMuppetiers @Muppetiers]

Been saying but it’s time to put a little more respect on the recruitment team for these last couple windows, there was a lot of push early on it being poor, but even the really young signings like Heaven are hitting now. Think it’ll just keep getting better.

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Patrick Dorgu’s game by numbers vs. Real Sociedad:

100% successful take-ons
100% tackles won
100% aerial duels won
75% ground duels won
9 touches in the opposition’s box
6 fouls won
5 shots
2 clearances
1 penalty won

Brings balance and quality. ⚖️

[Dr KB_MUFC 🦷🪥 @kabtastick]

@Muppetiers Assna really let us take him off them😂 What a player 👏🏾

[Dr KB_MUFC 🦷🪥 @kabtastick]

@ManUtd 10/10 captains performance, world class 👏🏾

[Dr KB_MUFC 🦷🪥 @kabtastick]

For me, irrespective of their sending off, that was our best and most complete performance under Amorim, we move 🙌🏾

[Dr KB_MUFC 🦷🪥 @kabtastick]

I really feel for Hojlund, he may be the best worst striker 😭

[Dr KB_MUFC 🦷🪥 @kabtastick]

PERFECT CAPTAINS PERFORMANCE FROM BRUNOOOOOOO

[Dr KB_MUFC 🦷🪥 @kabtastick]

Dorgu with some excellent sportsmanship there, fantastic player and person 👏🏾

[UnitedMuppetiers @Muppetiers]

Flow state Zirkzee is something else man holy shit.