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I told you never to @ me here

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:::arrives at a #Phish show::::

[Owen Carey @owenthcarey]

Me explaining how my app works after vibe coding the entire thing.

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Hey @goldlikejoel wyd

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@esthers_ghost We also have driveway wars here. It’s mainly just meth addicts and they just stand on the same fucking driveway for two hous

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@esthers_ghost think it’s kind of like a power-play. It’s like well you know I see your kids out here in my driveway. You’re walking on my driveway. Do you know what I have in my house? We don’t have to look at my house. I have it right here. Do you see or no at all this alcohol.

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@EricaRetroGames would you rather see a girl with stuffed animals or a guy in a muscle T on the rail

The correct answer is Girl and stuffed animals every day and twice on Sunday.

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@EricaRetroGames Are you saying that there are people online that think the reason people see phish is because of a really cute girl that has stuffed animals front row on Twitter?

Sure. Absolutely.

This completely checks out it.

It makes sense.

Keep doing what you’re doing if you’re doing.

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@JamieSonOfDavid If you ever @ me again I’ll have a Claude agent reply to every post you ever post with:

GAY RETARD ENTERING THE CHAT

Try me faggot

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Okay I tuned in to the best touring band live on nugs

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@MReeff Brother, I told corporate America to go fuck itself last year. If I told you what I did, you wouldn’t believe it so it doesn’t matter happy Halloween.

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@storyofthegoats @Punchoutpitch I fucking hate Wisconsin so much but Milwaukee gets a pass and this is great because 20 minutes ago. This is how I greeted my Intern.

[Punchoutpitch @Punchoutpitch]

The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’

Christian Yelich on this:

“You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.”

(Via @JeffPassan)

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@Megan_With_No_H Threads is too much positivity for an app. Just crazy

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@thephunion @STS9 You know I STS9 rules mostly it’s because of this basis of their name is Alana. Literal soul of the band

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@thephunion At the #2 slot we have @STS9

I see them in a few weeks. Haven’t seen them since STUM tour. Which was before most of your were born

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This man creating art

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@esthers_ghost No half Measure you’re either blocking or your scrolling there’s no muting. I thought most of the spineless liberal half breeds went over to blue sky and threads

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@andycsox @thephunion @Marc_Brownstein Of course you agree because you get it. I see you Jack

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2:30-4am is Floyd time

This is peak Waters

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@phishead942 @TonightWeBoogie The level of narcissism that I’ve been able to achieve is unfounded I am on this app simply to yell into the void, and then read it later and laugh at my own jokes so technically I don’t need to engage with any of you because I already know I’m funny & interesting & very smart