Kimberly Cave

Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why. -Kurt Vonnegut ♊️🌞♒️🌚♑️⬆️ She/Her

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The middle kid got hitched the other day. #lisiwedding2022

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Him: You can’t win without scoring runs.
Me: Okay, Yogi Berra.
#clevelandguardians

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@crumbl 🚗

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@crumbl 🌺

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“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.”

-Margaret Atwood

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Going forward if anyone asks me a question I don’t want to answer or even just starts a conversation about a topic that does not interest me, I am going to ask if they have seen my ballroom. Fair warning to all.

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Last night I was conflicted. Today I am ambivalent.
Two things can be true at once.
You can think someone is a horrible human & also be sad for their family, others that loved them.
You can not celebrate but also not mourn.
No one deserves to die for their shitty opinions.

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Taylor announcing her engagement on instagram like she’s some chick you went to school with. Girl. You’re Taylor Effing Swift. We expect a countdown with glitter at the very least.

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@crumbl 🙋🏻‍♀️

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@crumbl 🧚🏼‍♀️

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“Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"A little early isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?"
"No, for stupid questions."

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No Pope Pizzaballa? Boo! Oh well; maybe next time….

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I can make my coffee the exact same way but one day it will taste like a delicious cup of lifesaving paradise and the next it will taste like sad bean water. My Gemini is showing.

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Happy Oscars Day!

I got through all of the Best Picture noms & here is my ranking:

Wicked
Anora
I’m Still Here
Emilia Perez
Conclave
The Nickel Boys
A Complete Unknown
The Substance
The Brutalist
Dune 2

NOTE: I KNOW Wicked isn’t winning. I’m guessing either Conclave or Anora.

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Hi! Just wanted to let you know that I love you AND I vote like it. That’s all for now. 💕

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As I always say: January is the Monday of the year.

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I’m gonna keep calling it the Gulf of Mexico just like I still say Twitter. Their sort don’t understand dead names anyway…..

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I don’t wanna watch DikDoks!

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I’m a big fan of tteokbokki & I like moderately spicy food, but my dinner tonight legit gave me a nose bleed halfway through. I just recovered. And I ordered it “regular spicy”. What would have happened to me if I ordered it “very spicy”? People of Korea: Are you okay?

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Only weird people are good at small talk.

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