kacey

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Philadelphians don’t say “I love you”, they say “Go Birds”, which roughly translates to “If the Eagles don’t win tomorrow I’m going to jog headfirst into oncoming traffic”, and I think that’s beautiful.

[Aidan Powers @aidan_34_powers]

Me in the shower every night for the past month

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

WAWA DISCOUNTED HOAGIES AND UNLEASHED THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANKIND

[kacey @kacey_doc]

How did I end up picking St Peters 😂 #MarchMadness #BracketBusted

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

When I got the vaccine they asked me how I was feeling and I said I feel kind of updog and they put the syringe back in and took the vaccine out of me

[hottest bitch in joann fabrics @teehee_sarah]

living with roommates is fun because you get to learn what their parents think should be refrigerated

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

sorry i can’t talk right now I’m doing hot girl shit (6 loads of laundry bc i was too depressed for 2 weeks)

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i wasn’t a good dog today

april fools. i was so good

[Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor]

Omg it's the ship

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

bring back my girls

[lala!!! ♡ @angelfrills]

ATTENTION DON’T DRINK WATER AFTER EATING FISH!!!!!!!! the water may cause the fish to swim and then u will feel glubbluglglugu glugublublgu in ur tummy

[saint @LamarMyles]

They ain’t got a vaccine for pollen yet?

[Catestrophe @catestrophey]

Not moving an inch today in solidarity with the boat.

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

sorry i’m late there was this fucking cargo ship

[Sherry Li Zheng 🦭 @sherrylizheng]

My humble contribution to the field: ✨ bedazzled pipettes ✨