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Happiness is found in the little things

[anonymouse @kacharaguy]

@RobertAlai @DCI_Kenya @NPSOfficial_KE One by one, slowly by slowly we will take this country from the cartels. We all know the police leave the stations every morning with targets to be hit but pole pole itaisha tu. Here is another one I could not let harass me.

[anonymouse @kacharaguy]

@ConradKulo So if the supplier gets other means of transport it's back to business as usual?

[anonymouse @kacharaguy]

@baroswahjr If they steal everyday then it means the buyer buys from them daily, so ingefaa huyo buyer pia aguswe na apelekwe ndani. There is no way they stole without having a known buyer in mind

[anonymouse @kacharaguy]

@Kibet_bull Mumeamua kuskuma hii story? If you've owned a car before you know very well the checks that they do can easily miss some issues. Especially the ones that will show up after two months. Gari umenunua second hand what do you expect?

[anonymouse @kacharaguy]

@dfwobinna @Gabitto17 Use the same AI to search u=u and you will realise how dumb you sound

[anonymouse @kacharaguy]

My wife and I have a similar thing but we say "magufuli" if we are in a call and there is no privacy where we are. So if she calls na ni udaku I just say magufuli and she knows I can't talk at that time.

[Mario, PT @Mario_Sneh]

My wife and I have a rule. If one of us quietly says, “Chapter Seven,” it means, “I have a ridiculous story about someone in this room, but I’ll tell you later.”

Last month, we were at a friend’s engagement party. About halfway through the night, I froze. Across the room was a woman I briefly dated in college.

I casually took a sip of my drink and whispered, “Chapter Seven.” My wife didn’t even turn around. She just smiled and said, “Blue dress?”

I blinked. “You already know?” She laughed.

“No.” “But you’re terrible at acting normal.” The rest of the evening, she never asked another question.

We talked with friends. Ate dinner. Took pictures.

Then we headed home. The second I started the car, she looked at me and said, “Alright…”

[Mario, PT @Mario_Sneh]

My wife and I have a rule. If one of us quietly says, “Chapter Seven,” it means, “I have a ridiculous story about someone in this room, but I’ll tell you later.”

Last month, we were at a friend’s engagement party. About halfway through the night, I froze. Across the room was a woman I briefly dated in college.

I casually took a sip of my drink and whispered, “Chapter Seven.” My wife didn’t even turn around. She just smiled and said, “Blue dress?”

I blinked. “You already know?” She laughed.

“No.” “But you’re terrible at acting normal.” The rest of the evening, she never asked another question.

We talked with friends. Ate dinner. Took pictures.

Then we headed home. The second I started the car, she looked at me and said, “Alright…”

[anonymouse @kacharaguy]

@georgenjoroge_ After school while working at my dad's workshop he used to say there are two thousand fools who come to Nairobi everyday, 1000 in the morning and 1000 in the evening. They all get dropped at "country-bus-station" if you want easy money that's where it is.

[GABIRO MTU NECESSARY @mtunecessary]

Luos don't beg we negotiate with confidence

[anonymouse @kacharaguy]

@Bookten8 All the information from that post was from flight radar and it's always available to everyone ama?

[anonymouse @kacharaguy]

@onjolo_kenya Those hard shell passions hua tamu sana na watu wa Nairobi hawazijui.

[anonymouse @kacharaguy]

@RealChrisRiungu Wait till you learn why Lencer calls him "retired"

[anonymouse @kacharaguy]

Woi, watu wa android avoid updating WhatsApp, the new version does not support notifications so if you are sent a message lazima ufungue app to see the message. You will miss very important messages.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

🚨 BREAKING: WhatsApp is finally introducing @ usernames, just like Telegram and Signal.

Soon, you'll be able to share a @ username instead of your phone number. People can search for you, message you, call you, or add you to groups without ever seeing your number.

Your phone number will remain private unless someone already has it saved in their contacts. It will only be required for registration and login.

WhatsApp is also adding an optional 4-digit username PIN for extra spam protection, meaning strangers will need both your username and PIN to contact you for the first time.

As of June 29, 2026, username reservations are now open globally, with the full rollout happening gradually. Update your app and check Settings → Profile/Account to claim your username before someone else does.

This is easily one of WhatsApp's biggest privacy upgrades in years.

Would you prefer sharing your @ username instead of your phone number? Interesting times ahead.

[anonymouse @kacharaguy]

@bakirmohamed2 @alexmwanzo You and who?

[anonymouse @kacharaguy]

@MorrisMorrs @Esau_Matsiko Are you OK? Hope everything is OK back home.

[anonymouse @kacharaguy]

@ouma_neko There is a song that says "hua sifwatili ubishi maana nimefika umri ambao jino liking'ooka halimei tena"

[anonymouse @kacharaguy]

@yingyang254 @thelocalelf Wewe enda Thika road alafu ufanye anything more than 110 then ugonge mtu useme alikua suicidal uone vile hio kesi itakua rahisi

[anonymouse @kacharaguy]

@Tonie534 @Shad_khalif He's telling people that the contact belongs to an NIS agent.

[anonymouse @kacharaguy]

@Wangalla @dexxe Uko serious? this same country that thugs have signal jammers for buying time to find trackers from vehicles?