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[Grady Sas @GradySas]

Happy Dion Phaneuf retirement day, signed Jarkko Ruutu! #Canucks

[. @kackzassian]

FUCK YOU @fr_aquilini YOU FUCKING BITCH BOY

[Rob Williams @RobTheHockeyGuy]

We're three years away from beginning the talk of Horvat being on the wrong side of 30, but hey, what's the rush?

[. @kackzassian]

tired of having sex all the time might just stay in and get drunk in my room for once

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Crushing black beers I’m so fucking bloated in here, just a ton of dudes in here eating queso and boozing. Smells like fucking shit, I’ve heard like 4 different guys fart already. This is awesome

[. @kackzassian]

@dude_ab1ded @Bury4Bure kiss me

[. @kackzassian]

@dude_ab1ded @Bury4Bure last year he had 14 goals and 17 assists that’s pretty solid for a rookie year. maybe a slow start this year but those numbers will go up. plus he just does so many other things right other than points is what i’m saying

[. @kackzassian]

@dude_ab1ded @Bury4Bure oh look another guy who pays attention to points and nothing else. have you even watched him play? you’re fucked if you think he’s not one of the best on the team

[. @kackzassian]

i asked keegan to get me gatorade and he literally threw a knife at my face. cannot keep working in these conditions

[. @kackzassian]

My wife asked me if today was Friday and i said no,it’s chest and back day brother HH

[. @kackzassian]

@Canucks hey social media manager can you fire travis green

[. @kackzassian]

when i tell people i’ve been getting blackout drunk and basically sleepwalking and pissing on things in my room they laugh but it’s not funny. i don’t know what is happening.

[. @kackzassian]

i’m on dwane the jock rohnson mode

[. @kackzassian]

crazy how cruise by florida georgia line is actually the best song ever made. better than any t swift song and that’s on jah fr. what a tune

[. @kackzassian]

@Canucks @theprovince fuck are you scratching podkolzin for then you fuck

[Katie Way @k80way]

I’m Midwest sober (only drinking beers)

[. @kackzassian]

i’m like jackson maine from a star is born but less handsome and less talented. i’m drunk basically is what i mean

[. @kackzassian]

@fr_aquilini @RogersArena @Canucks @AbbyCentre eat shit aquilini sell the team or tell benning to fire travis green

[. @kackzassian]

i’m like mgk if he didn’t have a hot girlfriend