Jalen Carter is your Daddy

Go Birds!

Miners DNI. (Dad jokes aplenty.) Minors DNI (you are probably annoying).

WHEN THE HELL DO I GET TO SEE THE GODDAMN SAILBOAT??

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@DaniGGerman I thought this was OC Chargers Mike McDaniel.

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@chicagoBRIZ Lol no eagles fans like that dude.

Go check out his profile.

Go ahead.

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@shaqburton Lol

Boys were 9.5 pt favorites.

Birds 8.5 underdogs? Right? About that.

Something isn't matching about what was posted here.

Cowboys going thru it right now. 🤣🤣🤣

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@crushinit2023 @ColesCowboys @GetUpESPN When shit is going well - stats stats numbers stats.

When the shit hits the fan - context context explanation context

It's been hilarious to read these threads.

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Do you want to crow about stats or context?

If you scream about stats when it benefits you but want context when it doesn't it makes you look dumb.

Dak struggled against the blitz. If he's so fucking good he should be able to handle it.

He chokes. End of story. Enjoy MVP talks until the season fails apart and no one cares, yet again.

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Shot/chaser/hangover

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@thecow6oy Don't put so much on stats.

Dallas fans crow about stats when it makes Dakota look good. Maybe worry about his wins when it matters more?

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@thecow6oy Don't put so much on stats.

Dallas fans crow about stats when it makes Dakota look good. Maybe worry about his wins when it matters more?

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@yojaxo @DoubleVodkaDon @swindeazy Reading is fundamental

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@yojaxo @DoubleVodkaDon @swindeazy The Eagles swept the afc north 2 years ago. Commanders made the nfc title game with the eagles. Last year AFCN division winner was fucking 10-7.

Get the fuck outta here.

And no one gives a shit about your stupid defense. Get a QB that doesnt s/a.

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@yojaxo @DoubleVodkaDon @swindeazy I'm talking about then better division.

The nfc east was tons better than the AFC North.

The browns have been the asshole of the NFL for the majority of the past seasons.

Jesus Christ read much?

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@cassidyace89 You guys should ask the NFL to score fantasy style.

Would be big for the stat merchants.

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@DoubleVodkaDon @swindeazy The browns are in the AFC North....what are you talking about?

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@DoubleVodkaDon @swindeazy The AFC North was better than the division that had a SB winner 2xs in the last nine years and 3 appearances.

A division where there wasn't a repeat division for what, 20 years?

I guess it's tougher in a "let's hit each other in the hand with hammers until one gives up".

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@AvgBlackDudee @BreidenFehoko Oh I enjoy his inane dipshit posts.

I get a good laugh and I figure he must really need the twitter money.

Doesn't seem like a planner.

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@willietime22 @ColesCowboys Got a feeling it won't be pretty.

Who knows? Underdogs can win.

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@BreidenFehoko Wow you are really hurt by this.

Get a grip asshole. Dak is a choke artist. Doesn't matter if he has the play makers on offense. Defense. Special teams.

He's just not strong enough mentally. Great QBs put the team in their back, right?

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@willietime22 @ColesCowboys Hope daks yards make you all sleep better at night. See you guys soon.

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@willietime22 @ColesCowboys Oh I bet you will. Too bad Jerry is past his prime and everything he touches turns to shit.

He cares about the teams valuation.

Can't wait to see all the cope you guys keep up with this week.