Kade♟

Making landing pages. Running email lists. Sending people from email to landing page.

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Animal cruelty is the best way to make people read your copy.

Don't believe me? Try killing a cat.

What? You never heard of the saying "Curiosity killed the cat" before?

Add seeds of curiosity to your copy, and let those cats die!

(Oops, too dark)

Read on to find out how:

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@copyjitsu Bro if you're out of coke just go to South America and restock

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@glennwrites1 Now do one for a cow

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@IAmAaronWill Now flash your roleks

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@waronweakness Melontastic even

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@WrongsToWrite What color is your ananas pizza💀

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@glennwrites1 Or I'm just terrible🤔

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@IAmAaronWill Wasting your time talking everyone only looks at that chest anyway

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@IAmAaronWill I liked this post unaaronically

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@IAmAaronWill That's one way of telling us to use tren

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@waronweakness Man is escalating...

But manually

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@WrongsToWrite Man just called em gay😂

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@TatsukiThomas Both get hit by a truck☹️

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@WrongsToWrite Let me guess...

Your pronouns are they/don't know me son?

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@glennwrites1 I did hear that Thailand holds some 'mystical secrets', which make people either hate it or love it...

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@WrongsToWrite 🍒

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@hi_gaganthakur Afraid of death?

Die💀

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@IAmAaronWill Dude add value pls

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@DaysPays It's more like wording the words🤔

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@marcelwrites1 Wait what does Foongus evolve into?

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@WrongsToWrite Dude you lucky Dominos accepted you to work for them.

There was this one dude who got rejected by them idk if u know him...