kade

Something is happening here but ya don't know what it is do you Mr. Jones?

[YT: Kofie @Kofie]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

At some point it has to stop being possible to blackmail people over the heinous crime of "liking sex" but it really seems like humanity might boil the oceans first. Insane

[Institute of Gremlins 2 Studies @G2Institute]

Elon Musk purchasing twitter, saddling it with debt, and driving away the employees may appear irrational and wasteful - but this is precisely the point! He has flown free of the sphere of profane rationality and into a mode of antiproduction, akin to potlatch or ritual sacrifice

[Dan Toomey @dhtoomey]

Levels of male friendship:

Just met —> “Seem like a cool guy…”

Hung out twice —> “I got a buddy who…”

Go out on weekends —> “I got a buddy who…”

Literally best friends —> “I got a buddy who…”

Known each other for life —> “I got a buddy who…”

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

7/ Everyone I met was sincere and I do think there is a genuine desire of many of these innovators to do good.

But today, it feels like we work for technology, instead of technology working for us. This needs to change. Fast.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

School Administration Reminds Female Students Bulletproof Vests Must Cover Midriff https://t.co/YKh1cMr0iu

[Sheryl Recinos MD @MdSheryl]

Me: What kind of work do you do?
Patient: I work at a homeless youth shelter.
Me: That’s cool. Remind me to tell you something awesome when we’re done.

(Later.)
Me: You’re doing important work. And sometimes, those youth grow up and become docs.
Patient: 😭
Me: 😭

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

every couple months a tech company will re-invent something we already have like a bus or a sailboat but more evil. congrats to these dopes for somehow doing that for the concept of Gorillaz

[New York Post @nypost]

Martha Stewart on Pete Davidson dating rumors: 'He is a charming boy' https://t.co/VSAnnofuch

[eevee 💨 @eevee]

blockchain people not realizing git is already decentralized is funny but also incredibly sad and an indictment of their entire movement. they don't know anything about decentralization unless it's attached to a bitcoin fork they can try to profit off of

[Motherboard @motherboard]

NEW: We've obtained court documents that show Facebook gave police a Nebraska teenager’s private chats about her abortion, then used those chats to seize her phone and computer. https://t.co/7pQT5ag4DH

[Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias]

18 years today #neverforget

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

colin farrell and brendan gleeson together again lets goooo

[Alex @midsmoker34]

she let me hit because of my childlike curiosity and eagerness to learn