Kaden Granger

[Kaden Granger @kadengranger]

To all the states not helping Louisiana you are uninvited to Mardi Gras, don’t eat our crawfish, don’t wear our beads, don’t even look at our king cake, don’t smell our gumbo, and damn sure don’t drive through our daiquiri shacks. Go eat your unseasoned food in your AC

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

wearing a condom while she on birth control call that two factor authentication

[Inky Johnson @inkyjohnson]

This is the day that the Lord has made, so let us rejoice and be glad in it.

[Beau Brune📸 @BeauB504_]

Doing this with a po-boy in Lake Pontchartrain

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Name a canceled TV show that deserves another season.

I’ll start:

[Danielle Fong 🔆 @DanielleFong]

goodbye interesting tweet that refreshed away from the timeline. i’ll never see you again

[King of Phinland🐬👑 @KingOfPhinland]

Jaelan Phillips is officially back to walking well without a limp and even walking on his toes showing off his achilles regained strength. Phillips is crushing this rehab process‼️

[Jalen Hurts #1 Fan @BigEaglesGuy]

she doesn’t understand what just happened @eagles

[JoeRobbie @JoeRobbie_]

This is the most Monday-est Monday ever

[TransRacialAngel (Malik Willis truther)🇲🇽 @Tranracialangel]

Goodbye my sweet prince. I’m sad

[ʟᴇᴇʀᴏʏ. @IamKickz]

I would probably cry real tears if I saw this leaving the bar

[Colby Acuff @ColbyAcuff]

If I were the Devil

[That One Show With Bryan Combs @ThatOneShowBC]

Introducing Metamodern Sounds in Country…

[Oklahoma Space Captain @WGTD_Tracer]

“If I leave here tomorrow”

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i understand why British people are mad all the time

[🥷. @CryptoTrapGxd]

Did this nigga just say I can own a slave ? LMAOO

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

Capitalism is why you can buy cheap toothpaste. Crime is why you need to wait an extra 30 seconds to purchase it.

[Danielle @toepacktoe]

Never in a million years did I think this was going to be the topic of the vent

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

Nigga made dingleberries 💀💀💀💀💀💀😂