kaderkins

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[kaderkins @kaderkins]

i may take a stroll down shakedown street per occasion however i am no deadhead keep that shit away from me

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i’m so horny i could eat a horse

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i have three boyfriends and one day they will all kiss or maybe two of them will kiss i dont rly fw the third one

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i’m old school twitter you hoes aren’t ready to face that yet

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how come they don’t let you track your dasher after he leaves i wanna know what he’s up to

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out here slingin dirt hole

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some of you bitches need to die

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if you tell a man to name a woman 8 times out of 10 he’ll say michelle obama

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i experience ego death every time my wife goes more than four minutes without answering my texts

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eve was real asf i’m gonna eat that apple every goddamn time

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forgot to update you guys cause i was so fucking drunk but we start again soon

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one week no drinking challenge i’ll keep you guys posted

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i post ass on the main to raise awareness

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scratchoffs and jackoffs baby that’s what it’s all about

[kaderkins @kaderkins]

guys this is NOT like the notebook i take it back

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he’s talking in maths and i’m vomiting projectiles

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put him in the microwave

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i don’t have enough money to be depressed

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my ignorance is feeling so blissful rn

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this is real life