kaed

sagittarius superstar

[kaed @kaedcrab]

shower beer? more like shower QUEER

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[Rajjath @Rajjath24]

sometimes, if you are lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window, it’s important that you romanticise that tree as much as possible.

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

two birds are literally trying to kill me with one stone

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

they should take another hour every night until there’s no more time. let’s wrap things up

[butch boy fanta🌊 @2grindonmybelt]

Anyone notice when it rains that worms don’t even come out anymore. What happened to all of the worms

[trash jones @jzux]

i should be able to put my phone on Please Disturb mode so my friends know I want attention

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone and those btches never know

[kaed @kaedcrab]

@rynncrow Cutie patooties

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I’m the only person in Trader Joe’s who knows what they’re doing

[Kelly @kellycucca]

I’m gonna be honest I have at least 3-4 of these days every single week

[kat⁷🪐 @daddykitkat_]

congratulations or whatever

[Errai @errai]

"The weather" is not small talk. Weather is vast, beautiful, and mysterious. We are never really ready to talk about the clouds

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

!!!!!!!!!!

[kaed @kaedcrab]

What I would give to black out at a rainforest cafe ….

[kaed @kaedcrab]

It finally happened. I put a tampon in after eating flaming hot Cheetos 😪